Thanksgiving Traditions?

[sporty_carr]

Oh yeah, what about beverages? My family just drinks sweet tea. Seriously, that's all we ever have at any holiday get-together. Is that normal?

All we ever drink is tea as well.....so, no, its not normal. I think both of our families are probably psychotic.

I was hoping to start a new tradition this year. I wanted to invite BlueBalls over, have him strip and rub brown gravy and cranberry sauce all over his naked body. I'll join in too if he wants.

Does that make me weird? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

I go about my day as I usually would. You know, I ride London buses all day with my balls hanging out, wearing a long coat, flashing old ladies throughout the day. Attempting to evade the police that are alerted to my presence whenever I enter a piece of London city transport property. Once I get arrested and it's almost guaranteed that I will because after a few hours of leading a few loyal Bobbies on a wild goose chase around the streets of London they usually get tired and then break out the dogs or tasers, or both. I'm always reminded after the last time to tuck my sack back into my trousers when the first police dog shows up. It's just common sense - something that I seemed to have lacked before. I'm very lucky to still have these bad boys’ swinging, which is all I'll say on that. Your imaginations can fill in the blanks.

Oh and to answer that has now radiated through your minds and is now poking your frontal lobe to ask; yes more than you can imagine, so much so that you pass out where you stand usually voiding the mornings breakfast into your pants that on the plus side removes the aforementioned “attached” dog.

Once I am taken to or I regain consciousness in the police station I’m either charged or released with a warning. Warnings are becoming an ever increasing rarity these days which is a shame because there isn’t so much of an annoyance with a warning. Charging you and warning you about what’s going to happen if you do it again, the strip searches, the spankings and the repeated sodomy all take up far too much time that I just don’t have to waste which leads me to the conclusion that the old flasher game just isn’t what it used to be and maybe it’s time for me to hang up my trench coat and stop shaving my balls. Oh well, I had a good run I suppose. I know for a fact that I changed many lives and touched many a shoulder in my time. It’s just sad to see it die this way.....

Anyway, when I get back and I feel my nuts are adequately iced I log onto FreeOnes and after scrolling through the various threads and engaging in familiar discourse with the rest of societies unwanted I come across something called “Thanks-Giving” dunno in a country I’ve never even heard of.

It's funny what these weird countries that no one has heard of celebrate, isn't it? It's almost educational in a way.

I guess that’s it.

Merry Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night :hatsoff:

 

[D-rock]

Hey guys! (& girls ) I am making my very first Thanksgiving dinner and I'm super excited and nervous about it because I've never done it on my own. I'm going to tell ya'll what I'm making and then you guys tell me if it sounds about right or what any of your traditions are for thanksgiving

Hope you all have a great turkey day!


Appetizers--Deviled Eggs, chips, candy bowls, cookies & sausage balls

Entree-- 16 lb Turkey and a 14 lb Ham

Sides-- Candied Yams, Mashed Potatoes(home made), Bread, Olives, Stuffing, Corn, Green bean Casserole, Asparagus, Broccoli in a cheese sauce and cranberry.

Dessert--2 Pumpkin Pies, 1 Cherry Pie, 1 Apple pie, Brownies & Ice Cream

:thumbsup:

I don't know if you are having a lot of people over or not, but that's a lot of food. You don't mess around do you?

 

[L3ggy]

I don't celebrate "Thanksgiving".

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Turkey, grandma's stuffing made with hot sausage, cranberries, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, green bean cassarole, pumpkin pie, apple pie and copious amounts of home made red wine, that we make all year round and polish off all the bottles at Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve Dinner.

Hot sausage and red wine? I thought you were Irish, not Italian.



:dunno:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Okay guys heres some pictures from thanksgiving! Everything turned out great except for 2 pies that I forgot about lol but hey its hard to make everything by yourself!
Cookie Platter:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=7831001.JPG
Me & Jack:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=3917058.JPG
My brother & I:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=9157037.JPG

There was lots more but heres these for now

 

[Wainkerr99]

Okay guys heres some pictures from thanksgiving! Everything turned out great except for 2 pies that I forgot about lol but hey its hard to make everything by yourself!
Cookie Platter:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=7831001.JPG
Me & Jack:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=3917058.JPG
My brother & I:http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-05.php?id=9157037.JPG

There was lots more but heres these for now

You really spoiled them. I am sure they enjoyed it all.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

You really spoiled them. I am sure they enjoyed it all.

Thanks I think they all did we had about 10 people over here so it was fun