Take the Bastard test

[Sutty]

My god, I need help, i took the drink test and it says i'm Homer Simpson. I have consumed 8042 drinks in my lifetime and spent just over 24 grand.

:beer: :helpme:

 

[georges]

i am ozzy ozbourne 29120 drinks :rofl: and and 186368$ spent :rofl:

 

[SiliconeTits]

cause no one likes your punk ass! fucking coward.

yeah I took that fucking drunk test and I got mother teresa also, which makes no sense to me.

HAHAHA....jackass

 

[SiliconeTits]

I should have known that you were that pure. Your body is a temple...............:beer: Unfortantely, mine is more like a brewery.

Ranger:glugglug:

i like the odd drink....but unfortunatly dont have the cash to be going out drinkin everyday...which is a shame....

i do go to the pub alot lunchtimes but its a pepsi for me then...cant be arsed with one pint....i gotta least have 3 and i jus dont have the time on my lunch breaks

 

[georges]

well i have stopped to drink as much as before because it can endanger my health.

now taped water and alcohol from time to time

 

[PROBE]

45%

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

fucking drunk test said im mother teresa too. im still young tho, plenty of time to become ozzy ozborne.