sybian,build one yourself

[fng]

I was thinking is it possible to build one yourself ? mailbox? padsander? cloth,surge protector,what do all the handymen think ?

 

[Legzman]

http://www.fuckingmachines.com

I'm sure you can figure out how some of these machines are built!

 

[Torre82]

http://www.fuckingmachines.com

I'm sure you can figure out how some of these machines are built!

With the right tools and welding, it's extremely easy and CHEAP to build one yourself.

I was thinking is it possible to build one yourself ? mailbox? padsander? cloth,surge protector,what do all the handymen think ?

Of course it's possible. All the more reason to make one yourself is the absolute BULLSHIT price you have to pay to buy one FROM THE SITE!

Copy/pasted directly from sybian dot com:

Sybian Package Includes:
Demo DVD
Small Vaginal Insert
Medium Vaginal Insert
Large ReaLike 'Cover'
FlatTop (no insertion)
Slipper
Detachable Power Cord (Not supplied w/240V Units)
Matching Stool
5.5 oz Glide ID® Brand Lubricant
Spare 6.3 Amp Fuse
2 Springs & 4 Plastic Stems
Warranty and Instruction Manual $1315.00

A thousand dollars for wooden frame with simple machinery, safety fuse parts and a bit of upholstering wouldnt cost a quarter of that if you buy the parts wholesale.

 

[senob44]

I once carved a wooden dildo, but it was horribly unsanitary to use. My expertise ends there.

 

[bodie54]

Of course you can build one yourself. You may, however, need some help having it removed from your rectum.

Personally I go for bigger thrills - like mounting my garbage disposal and trying to avoid the rotating blades.

 

[AFA]

What would you build it with? Plywood and old tractor parts?

 

[dick van cock]

I once carved a wooden dildo, but it was horribly unsanitary to use. My expertise ends there.

You should have carved it out of a bar of soap.

All you need for a state-of-the-art homemade sybian is a hamster, a connecting rod and a salami. Connect the salami to the hamster's wheel with the conrod and every time your furry friend is practicing for the Boston marathon, you can have a good time.

 

[AFA]

Now why didn't I think of that? :rofl:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOE2cw5xGmw

 

[fng]

look i am not GAY i was going to build this for my girlfriend !sorry i asked

 

[Stevie]

Quite possible. It would just take a little knowledge in minor mechanics, robotics and construction. First thing that comes to mind are the reciprocating saws that are fitted with dildo attachments. You'd just have to make a platform to hold it and be the seat and then use an actuator or the like to monitor the trigger. Just one of the multiple ideas you can come up with.

 

[squallumz]

i want to get one of those some day. i did find some used thatwere pretty cheap but.. used. yeah...

who knows, maybe ill try to do it on my own, doesn't look hard really.

 

[MAZEN14]

I Really Wana Build One

 

[TruenNorth]

I am just about to start making a sybian for my girl. It doesn't look that hard. I recently made a fucking machine using the instructions posted here: http://unsafewords.com/?tag=do-it-yourself. Because I already had a sawsall and speed controller, that was a cheap build (like $20 for the dildo with vac u lock base).

For the sybian, I'm going to build the base out of plywood. And I'll cover that with upholstery foam and vinyl. To power it, I'm going to use a jigsaw mounted upside down.

I'll take a jigsaw blade and grind off all the teeth. Then drill a hole into a dildo vac u lock base, and epoxy it in place. It's important to leave the blade long so that it can accommodate the full stroke of the saw without drawing the dildo base onto the saw and tearing the whole thing apart.

And I can't stress enough the importance of a speed controller. These things are cheap, available at any Harbor Freight store if you have one in your area, or from their website. No woman can handle one of these motors on full blast.

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ What a colossal waste of time. You must be unemployed.

You do realize that once you build this for her she won't need your needle dick anymore or the eighteen seconds of pleasure it provides.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I want a sybian so bad. If you figure out how to build a one thats good and doesn't give half assed orgasms, or injure me, then lemme know!

 

[baddycaddy]

Best way to work out how to build one is to watch loads of videos of them in use.....research is the key!

 

[Shifty]

I want a sybian so bad. If you figure out how to build a one thats good and doesn't give half assed orgasms, or injure me, then lemme know!

Why don't you buy one Ashleigh?

 

[BlueBalls]

I really hope I come across a video online someday that depicts a person riding a home made Sybian, that catches on fire or explodes ... or both!

Many laughs are sure to be had.

 

[anairhead999]

that sounds intense

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Why don't you buy one Ashleigh?

Yeah because I TOTALLY have 2k just lying around Dude if I could afford it, I'd own one by now. In fact, I probably would have worn one out by now and would need to replace it. :1orglaugh