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I have a few funny stories.
I came home drunk. Started yelling out my roommates name so he could come have some beers with me, but he never answered. So I finished my beers and then went to take a shit. As I'm shitting, I hear a shifting around in the bathtub. I throw the curtains open and there he is with his girlfriend, both naked. I lol'd and then went to bed. Probably forgot to wipe my ass.
Another time, when Dave Chappelle just had his hugely successful HBO special Killing Them Softly or whatever it was called, my friend recorded it and invited some of us over to watch it. We all go down in his basement and we're ready to watch it when his parents come down to join us. Whatever right? So my buddy grabs a tape off the top of his tv, throws it in the VCR and it was porn. It started playing right in the middle of the action. The look on his and his parents faces was priceless.
Last one. Same guy as the video tape incident. I slept at his house. I was sleeping on his couch. He fell asleep on the floor watching tv or something. I woke up in the middle of the night and he was dry humping the floor in his sleep. At least I hope he was sleeping. I woke him up and he stood right up with a huge boner and went to his room. I've never told him what I caught him doing. Maybe I will at his wedding.
I came home drunk. Started yelling out my roommates name so he could come have some beers with me, but he never answered. So I finished my beers and then went to take a shit. As I'm shitting, I hear a shifting around in the bathtub. I throw the curtains open and there he is with his girlfriend, both naked. I lol'd and then went to bed. Probably forgot to wipe my ass.
Another time, when Dave Chappelle just had his hugely successful HBO special Killing Them Softly or whatever it was called, my friend recorded it and invited some of us over to watch it. We all go down in his basement and we're ready to watch it when his parents come down to join us. Whatever right? So my buddy grabs a tape off the top of his tv, throws it in the VCR and it was porn. It started playing right in the middle of the action. The look on his and his parents faces was priceless.
Last one. Same guy as the video tape incident. I slept at his house. I was sleeping on his couch. He fell asleep on the floor watching tv or something. I woke up in the middle of the night and he was dry humping the floor in his sleep. At least I hope he was sleeping. I woke him up and he stood right up with a huge boner and went to his room. I've never told him what I caught him doing. Maybe I will at his wedding.
Come on people doesn't anybody have stories lol!
I got a few vids to show:
http://www.efukt.com/2256_Oops_She_Forgot_To_Lock_The_Door.html
http://www.efukt.com/2414_LOL_I_Caught_You.html
I got a few vids to show:
http://www.efukt.com/2256_Oops_She_Forgot_To_Lock_The_Door.html
http://www.efukt.com/2414_LOL_I_Caught_You.html
Holy shit she threw the dildo at him, that's funny:nanner:
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In college, a friend of mine called and asked if I wanted to supper with he and his girlfriend. I said sure, and he said to "come over" in a few minutes. So, I did.
Usually, whenever we visited, we would simply open the others' door. If it was locked, we were "busy". His was unlocked, so I opened it. The room was dark - but the hallway threw in enough light that I could see he in his underwear hovering over his girlfriend, dressed in her panties and bra.
I acted like I saw nothing when he yelled "Greg! Close the door!", and closed the door.
My first college roommate was notorious for having sex with his girlfriend any time she was over. Even when I had my schedule posted (I told him to pay attention to it so I would stop walking in on them), I would find he and his girlfriend going at it. To say the least, they were not an attractive couple. In fact, they were both quite ugly.
It finally ended when I decided one day, enough was enough, and that I was staying. And leaving the door open.
"Uh...Greg. Could you close the door."
"Nope."
Awkward (for him) pause.
"But, I don't have anything one under here. Kelly's naked, too."
"Tough shit."
He got up and closed the door.
I went out to fill a pot with water so I could make some Ramen Noodles. I left the door open when I left.
When I came back, the door was closed. I opened it, and left it open.
He closed it.
When the noodles were done boiling, I again left...leaving the door open. When I came back, it was closed.
I left it open.
He again closed the door. By now, his girlfriend was fully dressed (fortunately, I never saw anything). He dressed, and they both left in a huff.
A few weeks later, I was in the room next door, watching some movies with some other guys and gals in the hall. Lance came knocking at the door, dressed in a robe.
"Greg, your girlfriend's on the phone."
"Cool." I got up and headed towards our room.
"She interrupted me and Kelly."
"That's a real shame."
"She called three times. First couple of times, I told her to call back. She called back a couple of seconds."
"That's a real shame." I picked up the phone. "Hey, Jen, what's up?"
"Greg...were Lance and his girlfriend having sex?"
"Yep."
"Did I interrupted them?"
"Yep."
"Three times?"
"Yep. You did good."
"Cool! See you later tonight!"
"See you!"
Lance was a real dick.
Usually, whenever we visited, we would simply open the others' door. If it was locked, we were "busy". His was unlocked, so I opened it. The room was dark - but the hallway threw in enough light that I could see he in his underwear hovering over his girlfriend, dressed in her panties and bra.
I acted like I saw nothing when he yelled "Greg! Close the door!", and closed the door.
My first college roommate was notorious for having sex with his girlfriend any time she was over. Even when I had my schedule posted (I told him to pay attention to it so I would stop walking in on them), I would find he and his girlfriend going at it. To say the least, they were not an attractive couple. In fact, they were both quite ugly.
It finally ended when I decided one day, enough was enough, and that I was staying. And leaving the door open.
"Uh...Greg. Could you close the door."
"Nope."
Awkward (for him) pause.
"But, I don't have anything one under here. Kelly's naked, too."
"Tough shit."
He got up and closed the door.
I went out to fill a pot with water so I could make some Ramen Noodles. I left the door open when I left.
When I came back, the door was closed. I opened it, and left it open.
He closed it.
When the noodles were done boiling, I again left...leaving the door open. When I came back, it was closed.
I left it open.
He again closed the door. By now, his girlfriend was fully dressed (fortunately, I never saw anything). He dressed, and they both left in a huff.
A few weeks later, I was in the room next door, watching some movies with some other guys and gals in the hall. Lance came knocking at the door, dressed in a robe.
"Greg, your girlfriend's on the phone."
"Cool." I got up and headed towards our room.
"She interrupted me and Kelly."
"That's a real shame."
"She called three times. First couple of times, I told her to call back. She called back a couple of seconds."
"That's a real shame." I picked up the phone. "Hey, Jen, what's up?"
"Greg...were Lance and his girlfriend having sex?"
"Yep."
"Did I interrupted them?"
"Yep."
"Three times?"
"Yep. You did good."
"Cool! See you later tonight!"
"See you!"
Lance was a real dick.
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