I was checking out some spectacular hottie not so long ago and this little box appeared in the corner of my browser with a picture of a complete babe. She was all like, "Oh, you're from (my hometown)! Me too! Wanna have some sexy fun?"
What an amazing coincidence! Just as I was getting all turned on, some supreme computer hacking babe with big tits and my IP address, and a picture of herself handy, and her own roving chat room spotted what I was doing and liked the look of it!
How fuckin' stupid would you have to be to fall for that?
The scary thing is, people must be clicking, otherwise you wouldn't see these li'l boxes so often.
I get it, that when a guy's looking at porn, it might seem like a good time to lure him into a dating service. But I can't see the logic. It's not as if there's a great revelation: 'Oh yeah! I'll go out and get some real poontang! Why didn't I think of that?'
I've heard most people who enjoy porn are married. Whether their partner knows/approves or not, the guy in question isn't about to race off on a 'have sex tonight' date. And I suspect the younger crowd are quite sexually active already and that they're just having a li'l perv on a night off from the sort of sweat-and-cum filled nights that only they can achieve.
But most of all, these li'l ads fail to appeal because I quite like spending time with the world's most gorgeous women, and then, when I've finished, just pressing that little 'x' at the top right hand corner of the screen, and not having to listen to them bitch and moan about things I have and haven't done, and what the neighbours are up to, and how unfair the world is, and when are we getting a bigger house, and biological clocks ticking, and 'why aren't you listening, don't you love me anymore?'
Porn is a much better system!
(ps. I know that most people recognise facetiousness when they see it, but for those retards who're about to flame me to pieces because they think I'm being serious: fek off.)
What an amazing coincidence! Just as I was getting all turned on, some supreme computer hacking babe with big tits and my IP address, and a picture of herself handy, and her own roving chat room spotted what I was doing and liked the look of it!
How fuckin' stupid would you have to be to fall for that?
The scary thing is, people must be clicking, otherwise you wouldn't see these li'l boxes so often.
I get it, that when a guy's looking at porn, it might seem like a good time to lure him into a dating service. But I can't see the logic. It's not as if there's a great revelation: 'Oh yeah! I'll go out and get some real poontang! Why didn't I think of that?'
I've heard most people who enjoy porn are married. Whether their partner knows/approves or not, the guy in question isn't about to race off on a 'have sex tonight' date. And I suspect the younger crowd are quite sexually active already and that they're just having a li'l perv on a night off from the sort of sweat-and-cum filled nights that only they can achieve.
But most of all, these li'l ads fail to appeal because I quite like spending time with the world's most gorgeous women, and then, when I've finished, just pressing that little 'x' at the top right hand corner of the screen, and not having to listen to them bitch and moan about things I have and haven't done, and what the neighbours are up to, and how unfair the world is, and when are we getting a bigger house, and biological clocks ticking, and 'why aren't you listening, don't you love me anymore?'
Porn is a much better system!
(ps. I know that most people recognise facetiousness when they see it, but for those retards who're about to flame me to pieces because they think I'm being serious: fek off.)
