PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I hate Canadian politics. It's like American politics, but everyone is so goddamn polite that no one disagrees and nothing ever gets done.
Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Rednecks and hillbillies. If this country never had any rednecks or hillbillies in its history - especially in the office of the President - things would turn out so much better.
That this country's developing into this whiny, overly sensitive lot of annoying pussies.
It was raining hard yesterday and I had to run out to the store. As I was walking towards the curb, I saw this two little boys (about 5-7) clinging to each other and nearly crying because they were afraid that they were about to step into a puddle. Their mom picked each of them up and placed 'em down past the puddle.
When I was their age, you wouldn't have had to catch me before I stomp by feet into that puddle with as must force as I could muster. The deeper the better.
And about a week ago, I saw another little boy bury his face behind his mom's pant leg and start wining 'cause a man, about fifty feet away, was leaning on his car and finishing a cigarette. The kids was pointing a nearly crying saying, "Make him stop smoking, mommy!" The guy was nowhere near anybody.
It was raining hard yesterday and I had to run out to the store. As I was walking towards the curb, I saw this two little boys (about 5-7) clinging to each other and nearly crying because they were afraid that they were about to step into a puddle. Their mom picked each of them up and placed 'em down past the puddle.
When I was their age, you wouldn't have had to catch me before I stomp by feet into that puddle with as must force as I could muster. The deeper the better.
And about a week ago, I saw another little boy bury his face behind his mom's pant leg and start wining 'cause a man, about fifty feet away, was leaning on his car and finishing a cigarette. The kids was pointing a nearly crying saying, "Make him stop smoking, mommy!" The guy was nowhere near anybody.
Re: Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off
"the suspect was said to have been a man in his twenties, clean shaven, bald head, about 5' - 10'' tall, about 200 lbs. and was wearing a dark sweatshirt, jeans and sneakers."
"If you believe that you have seen a man that fits this description, please notify your local authority".
Note : Since there is an imbalance of races in our prison system, we must level the playing field, therefor, we will not . . . I REPEAT, we will NOT disclose the race extraction of said suspect "gentleman".
Just call us if you see anybody that matches the above description . . . is that so difficult ?
*"get whitey get whitey get whitey get whitey get whitey get "
:jester: :1orglaugh:tongue::anonymous
I don't think it's as much get whitey as it is the ACLU and NAACP (among others) that wield so much influence/power. And the Jesse Jackson's of the world...
That is one of the things that irks me the most about news (local news) in particular. It's maddening. When political correctness has gone so far to undermine the safety of me and my family in our community, we have failed. :helpme:
Not very funny, some actually think that way.
Who, like...Mexicans? Or was it the Chinese you were thinking of?
(If you don't know, that is their policy...:thumbsup
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Yes, that is funny. You aren't the know all of humor and comedy. You're nobody. If I say it's funny, then goddamn it, it is.
Broke-ass divas.
The women's attitudes in this country is getting more ridiculous by the day.
The women's attitudes in this country is getting more ridiculous by the day.
If I say it isn't than goddamn it, it isn't. When it's turned on you, I wonder if you'll be laughing than.
roronoa3000
Banned
-Redneck, pick up truck driving, plaid shirt wearing, confederate flag tattooing southeners
-Ascot wearing, country club visiting, imported beer drinking new englanders
-Gel haired, Chihuahua carrying, Porsche driving douchebags on west coast
-Fat corn eating, overall wearing, two airplane seat buying pigs in the mid west
-Rude, big city living, BMW driving, superiority complexed northeners
-Tanned skinned, mexican looking, Mexican hating southwesterners
-Rain soaked, Sleepless in Seattle watching, Dane Cook loving northwesterners
There I've almost insulted the entire nation
...oh and of course right wingers
-Ascot wearing, country club visiting, imported beer drinking new englanders
-Gel haired, Chihuahua carrying, Porsche driving douchebags on west coast
-Fat corn eating, overall wearing, two airplane seat buying pigs in the mid west
-Rude, big city living, BMW driving, superiority complexed northeners
-Tanned skinned, mexican looking, Mexican hating southwesterners
-Rain soaked, Sleepless in Seattle watching, Dane Cook loving northwesterners
There I've almost insulted the entire nation
...oh and of course right wingers
This JACKASS!!!!!
Kevin Rudd Australian PM
Kevin Rudd Australian PM
roronoa3000
Banned
You people really love to bitch about stuff, huh?
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