Student armed with crossbow, machete kills teacher

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
http://news.yahoo.com/youth-detained-deadly-school-attack-spain-084819827.html


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This just illustrates the need for tighter crossbow and machete control. We need crossbow free zones. Apparently anyone can get a crossbow and machete without background checks.

But the media will focus on the mental state of the accused instead of focusing on the weapons used in the attack, which, as any right thinking person knows were the real killers.

The damn National Crossbow Association will probably get it swept under the rug.
 
Years ago a friend of mine had need of a Crossbow at work for a project. A few months later when his 'project' was finished and they got rid of it, he was <bleeping> AMAZED that no one had been seriously injured or killed with it, considering how much coworkers had played with and misused it.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
The teacher probably was running away and therefore had it coming (parody).

In all seriousness, I can't believe this happened anywhere but the USA.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Oh, you rotten motherfuc..............No. That was actually brilliant (parody).
 
I guess in the next days Zorro News anchors are gonna have segments asking school teacher to be armed.
And this time, machette & crossbows enthusiasts can't deny it : Machette Kills people


The truth is there is already some machette control in Spain. People can buys cold wepons freely but it is illegal to carry them without a specific licence.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Wait, this kid straight up murdered someone and isn't going to face any criminal charges because he is under the age of 14? Fuck that shit. He murdered someone and should be punished for his actions.
 
Wait, this kid straight up murdered someone and isn't going to face any criminal charges because he is under the age of 14? Fuck that shit. He murdered someone and should be punished for his actions.
Nope. In my view, the parents of the kid should be punished, heavily. And tthat kid should be taken from them by CPS, 'cause they are clearly unable to raise him properly.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Fuck that. Social engineering isn't going to change what happened or bring a suitable conclusion to this mess. Not punishing this kid will reinforce his belief that he's a precious snowflake. Maybe he was yelling "Aloha Snackbar" while butchering his teacher and they're afraid of the repercussions of actually addressing the situation. Either way they're handling this like a bunch of Euro-pussies. Sometimes understanding, compassion and empathy are just fucking stupid. And by sometimes I mean almost always.
 
Fuck that. Social engineering isn't going to change what happened or bring a suitable conclusion to this mess. Not punishing this kid will reinforce his belief that he's a precious snowflake. Maybe he was yelling "Aloha Snackbar" while butchering his teacher and they're afraid of the repercussions of actually addressing the situation. Either way they're handling this like a bunch of Euro-pussies. Sometimes understanding, compassion and empathy are just fucking stupid. And by sometimes I mean almost always.
Yeah, you're right. This kid should be sentenced to death, that's the only way to be sure he's npt gonna kill someone else in the future
 
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