straight male 5'9" 147lbs

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That's the word on the street, he's gonna have to cruise the Hershey highway if he wants to get paid.

Let's hope no one gets stuck in his mud. Could be a real bear. Grizzly, huh?

"Got'ny coke?"

 

[Skyraider22]

Ha Ha Ha Ha :1orglaugh

 

[Anonyne#017]

I'm afraid that he'd have no chances... He should have a handsome, big, tall and muscular bodybuilder type alpha male looks with a mammoth cock. That kind of look will give all little nerds inferiority complex and turn them into a little wimps when they watch porn. This will cause them to send girls their money in compensation for their small penises instead of sending girls their dick pictures...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

This thread is just too epic to just let it slide into obscurity.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This thread is just too epic to just let it slide into obscurity.

You don't want this thread to become a hot dog thrown down a hallway.

 

[cestmoi2010]

Yes. I am now a model. A model of style and sophistication. A model of vision and class.

Strike A Pose...

What'a y'all thank? How 'ya like me now???

With replies like this...............remind me to NEVER PISS OFF Dino. This is classic stuff.

 

[hedonis]

The moment I read the title of this thread, I just thought to myself, "That poor, stupid bastard... did he really post that?"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I wonder if that wannabe Dirk Diggler ever got his break and is now a bright, shiny star. Or if he's been reduced to letting dudes look at his wang for ten bucks in their skeevy semi trucks.

 

[sean miguel]

147 lbs? That's crazy.

Just for reference, I curl that.

Just kidding, I shoulder press it though.

 

[Elwood70]

OP's pictures just got approved. So ugly he could make a train take a dirt road. Face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. A face that would scare a dog out of a butcher shop. So ugly, he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. He went to a haunted house and came out with an application. They put tinted windows on his incubator when he was born. He has to Trick or Treat by phone. His mother had to get drunk before she breast fed him. His face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. He could turn Medusa to stone.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Holy good goddamn, that was funny...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

His face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

That's my favorite, actually.

 

[Antonella Kahllo]

OMG! LoL! this thread made me laugh, I love freeones, so entertaining :1orglaugh:rofl2:

 

[smoknn]

sometimes they come back..............

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

....but mostly they curl up into the fetal position and sob uncontrollably.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The only thing that was missing from this thread was Mariah humiliating him like a New York Dominatrix with a toothache.

 

[MMMariah]

Well first of all anyone who thinks the porn biz is in short supply of male talent needs to be slapped with their own dick. I get emails and DMs every day by guys asking if I can help them with a career in porn. Its so tediously mind-numbingly pathetic I just block them instantly. Porn fans aren't the smartest group of people, sorry to say fellas. When I did a scene for Brazzer's site Big Tits in School with blonde super bimbo Savannah Gold and Tommy Gunn.... I had people messaging me asking which school I went to and if I still fuck my professor. They believed that stupid shit was REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

So dude, fuck your girlfriend on camera and post it on tube sites and call yourself a "Porn Star" like all the other fuck face idiots who take dick pics in the mirror. That is your ONLY shot.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Well first of all anyone who thinks the porn biz is in short supply of male talent needs to be slapped with their own dick. I get emails and DMs every day by guys asking if I can help them with a career in porn. Its so tediously mind-numbingly pathetic I just block them instantly. Porn fans aren't the smartest group of people, sorry to say fellas. When I did a scene for Brazzer's site Big Tits in School with blonde super bimbo Savannah Gold and Tommy Gunn.... I had people messaging me asking which school I went to and if I still fuck my professor. They believed that stupid shit was REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

So dude, fuck your girlfriend on camera and post it on tube sites and call yourself a "Porn Star" like all the other fuck face idiots who take dick pics in the mirror. That is your ONLY shot.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Well first of all anyone who thinks the porn biz is in short supply of male talent needs to be slapped with their own dick. I get emails and DMs every day by guys asking if I can help them with a career in porn. Its so tediously mind-numbingly pathetic I just block them instantly. Porn fans aren't the smartest group of people, sorry to say fellas. When I did a scene for Brazzer's site Big Tits in School with blonde super bimbo Savannah Gold and Tommy Gunn.... I had people messaging me asking which school I went to and if I still fuck my professor. They believed that stupid shit was REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

So dude, fuck your girlfriend on camera and post it on tube sites and call yourself a "Porn Star" like all the other fuck face idiots who take dick pics in the mirror. That is your ONLY shot.

So...are you saying that you're unwilling to help me get my porn career started?

 

[sean miguel]

Well first of all anyone who thinks the porn biz is in short supply of male talent needs to be slapped with their own dick. I get emails and DMs every day by guys asking if I can help them with a career in porn. Its so tediously mind-numbingly pathetic I just block them instantly. Porn fans aren't the smartest group of people, sorry to say fellas. When I did a scene for Brazzer's site Big Tits in School with blonde super bimbo Savannah Gold and Tommy Gunn.... I had people messaging me asking which school I went to and if I still fuck my professor. They believed that stupid shit was REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

So dude, fuck your girlfriend on camera and post it on tube sites and call yourself a "Porn Star" like all the other fuck face idiots who take dick pics in the mirror. That is your ONLY shot.

I like how you repeatedly point out that you're so past porn ... while posting on a porn site.


I mean that's cool and all.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Wow.