Stories from pornsites

[eGrodin]

I’m talking about something like: “We spotted Britney outside a shopping mall eating icecream. It made me horny. She seemed restless or frustrated, probably her boyfriend had left her. We talked to each other for a while and this is how we ended our conversation…”

Here’s one example that drives me nuts. From Premium Link Upgrade

“DAISY”
Age: 41
Mission Summary: Another milf hunter mission from good ole' canada. Let me tell you my friends..they got some super tasty milfs up there. I found Daisy here bored to tears while her ****** took some gay ass boat ride. Could you imagine leaving a wife as hot as Daisy on shore so you can get sea sick on a boat? Not me buddy, somebody like me could swoop right in and bang your wife! You got to see the full video on this one, this MILF is HOT! Her pussy was like a little piece of heaven..

O'kheeyyy... that was actually the REAL pornstar Premium Link Upgrade and her age was 25 at moment.

 

[womencantsail]

I think they're funny. In a tacky sort of way.

 

[Tabitha Stern]

Most of the time those descriptions are written by either someone who sits and writes those all day after glimpsing at the video for 2 seconds...or some outsourced worker in some 3rd world country...hehe

don't tell anyone I told you that though

When I was redesigning my site I actually considered having someone else go in and write the photo gallery descriptions for me because there are SO Many of them, but I ended up just taking a few days and doing them in between other things. I did consider it though, haha

 

[jod0565]

When I was redesigning my site I actually considered having someone else go in and write the photo gallery descriptions for me because there are SO Many of them, but I ended up just taking a few days and doing them in between other things. I did consider it though, haha

That would be an easy job, Tabitha...

"Hot nekkid chick - 'nuff said!"

 

[eGrodin]

Can you post any funny examples you found?

 

[member2686]

The stories are often funny, but what ***** me is when you go to some 3rd party content paysites and they have well-known porn stars (or performers) and the sites use totally bogus names for them, like calling Tera Patrick "19 year-old virgin Megan," or something like that. lmao :rofl:

 

[Aces&Jacks]

...or when they try to convince you that this is her first time having sex ever.