still fantasize about your ex?
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Nah, not really. Although I do often think of ex-girlfriends while I'm wanking over the women they hated. It gives me extra satisfaction knowing that it really used to piss them off.
One "ex" really hated Linsey Dawn Mckenzie, she took an immediate dislike after seeing her on the BBC sports quiz "They Think It's All Over".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn56IxKLAvA
She was'nt very pleased that I disagreed with her opinion of Linsey being an ugly slut.
Then a couple of months later the prying bitch confronted me with my folder full of LDM pics, which I thought were safely hidden away. She was absolutely disgusted with me, I tried reasoning with her but she demanded I threw them out... which I did... well, pretended to do in anycase.
Little did she know that throughout our relationship I continued to masturbate regularly to LDM and I fuckin loved it. :nanner: I win!!
One "ex" really hated Linsey Dawn Mckenzie, she took an immediate dislike after seeing her on the BBC sports quiz "They Think It's All Over".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn56IxKLAvA
She was'nt very pleased that I disagreed with her opinion of Linsey being an ugly slut.
Then a couple of months later the prying bitch confronted me with my folder full of LDM pics, which I thought were safely hidden away. She was absolutely disgusted with me, I tried reasoning with her but she demanded I threw them out... which I did... well, pretended to do in anycase.
Little did she know that throughout our relationship I continued to masturbate regularly to LDM and I fuckin loved it. :nanner: I win!!
I still do. She had blue eyes, red hair, sexy shapely calves and the best tits I've ever laid my hands on. Some heavy 36C's. Man, do I miss that girl sometimes. I've totally jerked it to her since we broke up.
Well it depends. but i prefer to think about Stormy Daniels, mercedez, jesse james, jassica drake,faye valentine, Kayden Kross instead.
sometimes when im taken a hell heavy shit , or when i go to grab some money and im broke , or i get this huge pain in my ass . yeah i think about my ex alot
an ex is an ex for a reason always remember that
an ex is an ex for a reason always remember that
Haaha. Nice.
But
Sometimes ex's are your ex because you fucked up. It's not always their fault.
huh...i just happenned to have sex with my ex last night
suppose it doesnt hurt that we are both single and i rent her basement appartment
suppose it doesnt hurt that we are both single and i rent her basement appartment
I hear that. Neither do I.
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Yep, once in a while, but only in a subconscious dream state and it's always seemingly the last dream before I wake in the AM, go fig'r. :dunno::o
and isn't it odd that the one chick that I was with longest and cared the most for (as compared to the others) is the one that seems to pop up in my dreams more than all of the rest combined ?
and isn't it interesting that, in the dream(s), the said, one that I cared the most for chick "appears" exactly as she did at the time of our split (about 15, yes 15 years ago !!)
For all I know she's turned into a whale by now ! (?) :eek: I sorta doubt it though 'cause she was about 5' - 5'' and about a buck ten (110 lbs) at the time.
I must add that these silly, yet cruel, involuntary states of fantasy (dreams) lure me into getting just mere centimeters from pokin' / plungin' mr. ding dong
into this womans gorgeous body . . and then I fucking wake up !
Every non fucking time !
Can you imagine the torment ? !
In real life, I had boned (well, OK, had made love to) this chick well over a thousand times in the "real" flesh lol !:crash: :thefinger and yet it ain't ever gonna happen in the dream !
Those dream assholes up in the sky or wherever . .. I hate you !
and isn't it odd that the one chick that I was with longest and cared the most for (as compared to the others) is the one that seems to pop up in my dreams more than all of the rest combined ?
and isn't it interesting that, in the dream(s), the said, one that I cared the most for chick "appears" exactly as she did at the time of our split (about 15, yes 15 years ago !!)
For all I know she's turned into a whale by now ! (?) :eek: I sorta doubt it though 'cause she was about 5' - 5'' and about a buck ten (110 lbs) at the time.
I must add that these silly, yet cruel, involuntary states of fantasy (dreams) lure me into getting just mere centimeters from pokin' / plungin' mr. ding dong
into this womans gorgeous body . . and then I fucking wake up !
Every non fucking time !
Can you imagine the torment ? !
In real life, I had boned (well, OK, had made love to) this chick well over a thousand times in the "real" flesh lol !:crash: :thefinger and yet it ain't ever gonna happen in the dream !
Those dream assholes up in the sky or wherever . .. I hate you !
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