Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Who you got? Of the two Comedy Central late-night funny men, who would you prefer to watch? These are the two options. I don't give a rat's ass about Conan, Dave, Leno, or even Carson. You will choose one of the two, understood? So don't be a wise guy... 
Personally, I say Stewart.
Personally, I say Stewart.
