Standing up or sitting down?

[CadillacD]

So the other day I'm telling a friend of mine a random story from college...story goes 'one day when I was a freshman I walked into the community restroom and see this guy who has obviously just finished taking a **** and is wiping his ass with one foot propped up on the wall. He is basically doing the splits trying to get every trace of **** out of his upper intestine.' My friend looks at me and say "Jesus, the guy was wiping his ass standing up?" That was not the response I expected.
I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?

 

[L3ggy]

What's with all these threads....

 

[biomech]

Wipe my ass? That is a novel idea. I should try that.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I thought this would be how do you prefer to get blown.

Wipe my ass? That is a novel idea. I should try that.

That's what you significant other's tongue is for, right?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I lean to the right; I'm a southpaw wiper. I don't stand up because I'm not three-years-old.

 

[Born2Jizz]

I lean to the right; I'm a southpaw wiper. I don't stand up because I'm not three-years-old.

"Southpaw"? Ok, Rocky.... :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Cheek roll. Front to back, then back to front. Repeat until clean.

Sometimes takes ten minutes and thirty to forty flushes.

 

[cartman24]

Sitting, standing seems so unnecessary in this situation.

 

[PlumpRump]

I did the same thread a while back. Results are actually pretty even in the poll.14-13 standing. Personally, I stand.

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[316sherm]

 

[bustybbwlover]

why would you stand up? that seems like a potential way to end up with some of the **** on your ass falling on to you

 

[Born2Jizz]

If you stand up, don't you cheeks kinda squeeze together, thus making it harder to access you a-hole for wiping?? Hence the whole point of sitting down while you wipe? :dunno::2 cents:

 

[ICanHasLogin]

I don't have enough coordination to stand up for that

 

[GregCentauro]

I squat over a bottle of **** and mentos. aka "the Redneck bidet"

 

[lurkingdirk]

I squat over a bottle of **** and mentos. aka "the Redneck bidet"

Next, on Mythbusters...

 

[Member442]

I thought about if I should post in this one or not.

I sit not that this was in any way intended for a chick to answer I don't think.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Since everybodies saying how they do it, I'll also say:
I take all my clothes off and run full tilt towards a wall, paper in hand.
I then run UP the wall and backflp?
Why? Because I'm an environmentalist: Taking a backwards swipe with a small amount of toilet paper while flipping forwards inverted gives me the extra power from G-***** to thoroughly clean my shitter with only one sheet. The downside is that sometimes when I'm ***** and I do it I land face down in the toilet paper...

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Standing up, weak hand (being my right since I'm left-handed).

 

[dblood]

lmfao sitting down my man if you stand up the crap will smear hahaha

 

[luis1972]

What's the point???????
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