So the other day I'm telling a friend of mine a random story from college...story goes 'one day when I was a freshman I walked into the community restroom and see this guy who has obviously just finished taking a **** and is wiping his ass with one foot propped up on the wall. He is basically doing the splits trying to get every trace of **** out of his upper intestine.' My friend looks at me and say "Jesus, the guy was wiping his ass standing up?" That was not the response I expected.
I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?
I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?