Squish the spider or capture & release

I would nail the fucker to a cross and leave the dead body on the cross as a warning to all other bugs. Come here and you will be crucified.
 
D) Call your *** so she can get it.

which is what I do anyway.
Besides she'll call me to get a rat or a frog, out of the garage anyway.
 
Well I will any sortment of things.

In your scenario, I would probably leave it alone, but watch it carefully, I dont like spiders at all, and I am much more afraid to **** it, than just leave it alone.

If one is in the shower or something like that, I will wash it down the drain. If on tile floor I will **** it because I know I can smush it rather than just mat into the carpet.
 
Same identical spider?? Moles? Trademarks? Web of deceit ?? ;)
 
There was one on the wall behind my tv a few days ago. I was sitting there with the light out and playing Far Cry 2 and from behind my 37inch flatscreen on the wall came this big hairy arsed bastard. It must have been the length of your thumb [leg span included] the biggest fucker I've seen in a long time. I went into Dalek mode: Exterminate Exterminate Exterminate. And that as they say, is that.
 
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