Squirting, please help. need advice

[Mandy Flores]

Excerpt from the Wikipedia article:

"..In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification has banned films alleged to show female ejaculation, claiming that the expert medical advice they received informed them that there is no such thing as female ejaculation, and therefore it was deemed to show urine.[99][100] Urination during sex is considered to be obscenity under English Law.[101] They later stated instead that they do not take any view on whether female ejaculation exists, only claiming that all examples they have seen thus far during classification have been urination during sex.[102]

Easy on the Eye Productions released a press announcement on October 6, 2010 stating that the BBFC passed the DVD "Women Love Porn" (containing a scene including female ejaculation in the scene "Top Milf") on advice of legal counsel when the director, Anna Span, pushed for a hearing with the Video Appeals Committee. The BBFC maintains that they do not accept the existence of female ejaculation and their "position remains fundamentally unchanged for future releases". Easy on the Eye Productions considers it a "historic victory".[103] According to the Carnal Nation site, the issue was first raised by the group Feminists Against Censorship (FAC) in 2001.[101]

In Australia, a similar view has been taken with regard to Internet censorship proposals, which ban pornographic websites featuring female ejaculation.[104]"

Wow! It never even occurred to me that people didn't know about it being real! LOL, mostly losers who either can't help a woman get there, or jealous girls who can't do it. It seems pretty clear that you have to have a physiological difference to experience it. I have tasted my squirt and can tell you unequivocally that is is NOT in fact Urine. I will actually have to go pee after having a significant squirting session, another reason I am certain it is not urine. It doesn't really matter if someone doesn't believe it or not I guess, but it does seem a bit like being called a liar. I have a gift, I love the way it feels, and pissing does not come close to describing it

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

the British Board of Film Classification

.... don't worry about those idiots Miss Mandy. They wouldn't give Ninja Turtles a PG (Parental Guidance) release until all of Michaelangelos' nunchaku scenes were removed, and they removed the diving board scene from Hot Shots Part Deux. They've proven time again over the years that they know fuck all about fuck all. The BBFC consists of dusty people in their 70s crammed into dusty offices shaking their head at anything approaching thought-provoking or edgy. :nono:

I can almost imagine now : "Female ejaculation.... Dennis, females don't ejaculate do they?"
"Of course they don't Clive. It's either a misprint and it means male ejaculation, or they're confused and it's widdle."
"OH. Well, it's quicker just to say 'NO' than find out which one, isn't it? CENSORED."

:doa82::doa82:

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I don't buy porn star squirting clips, it just looks like orchestrated peeing to me. Oh of course there will be those who swear to the high heavens its real, but I smell bullshit every time I see a clip like that. Don't parade a group of 20 - 30 women in a "squirting orgy" and have me believe that every single one of those women will ejaculate with minimal stimulation and on queue every time.

Drink enough water and your urine will be nice and clear too.

Plus when was the last time you saw a woman bearing down forcefully to expel the fluid at a higher pressure when she orgasms?

Girls like Cytherea, one trick horses they may be, make it looks genuine, with their shaking, screaming and fact they make an effort - But....giant arcing shots of discharge? Pull the other one. At most I would believe a small squirt, something on par with a (normal) mans ejaculation. Just where is all the fluid being stored in the human body to repeatedly flood out?

Yes, I believe women can (When circumstances are right ejaculate), but I question the limits porn would have us believe. Having experienced it though, I don't really care if it happens again or not, it does absolutely nothing for me to watch or hear about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

You taste a girl pee after she has drunken a lot of water and then you taste a woman squirting for real and then you let me know. Let's put it like that.

 

[Mandy Flores]

You taste a girl pee after she has drunken a lot of water and then you taste a woman squirting for real and then you let me know. Let's put it like that.

Something tells me the opportunity doesn't come his direction very often
Totally in agreement though

 

[Jack Davenport]

I should probably put this on the braggart thread but completely by accident I seem to have found a talent for causing women to do this. I always assumed that if they did it with me they did it with someone else but most say no. Gotta be careful when you cause a woman to do that because if you don't see a long term relationship with her she is a little difficult to get rid of after she discovers your talent for making her gush.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I would taste Mandy's pee (after lots of water) and squirt! :drool2: :bowdown:

 

[Mandy Flores]

I would taste Mandy's pee (after lots of water) and squirt! :drool2: :bowdown:

It's yummy!

This is my very own smiley that they made for me at Miss Hybrids forum I feel very special!

 

[smoknn]

i am older than most of you here probably. and in my lifetime i have seen one woman do this. it is very possible for a few women. but i think very few. because i have seen women argue that it cant be done. but they are wrong. as far as making it happen. the one i knew would wet the whole bed in a session. you could take your finger and just tickle her button and she would squirt across the room. but i think it may be a rare thing. i am no romeo but i been there done that a few times. and i find it very rare and not possible for most women. and the ones that say its pee is full of shit.

 

[jimnt]

In porn they do a thing called watering where basically they fill her vagina with water and she expells it!

I don't buy porn star squirting clips, it just looks like orchestrated peeing to me. Oh of course there will be those who swear to the high heavens its real, but I smell bullshit every time I see a clip like that. Don't parade a group of 20 - 30 women in a "squirting orgy" and have me believe that every single one of those women will ejaculate with minimal stimulation and on queue every time.

Drink enough water and your urine will be nice and clear too.

Plus when was the last time you saw a woman bearing down forcefully to expel the fluid at a higher pressure when she orgasms?

Girls like Cytherea, one trick horses they may be, make it looks genuine, with their shaking, screaming and fact they make an effort - But....giant arcing shots of discharge? Pull the other one. At most I would believe a small squirt, something on par with a (normal) mans ejaculation. Just where is all the fluid being stored in the human body to repeatedly flood out?

Yes, I believe women can (When circumstances are right ejaculate), but I question the limits porn would have us believe. Having experienced it though, I don't really care if it happens again or not, it does absolutely nothing for me to watch or hear about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

By the way the position in clip # 3 works really well, especially if you thrust upward (relative to her.) http://galleries.milfswildholiday.com/movies/420/

 

[daitro]

I don't buy porn star squirting clips, it just looks like orchestrated peeing to me. Oh of course there will be those who swear to the high heavens its real, but I smell bullshit every time I see a clip like that. Don't parade a group of 20 - 30 women in a "squirting orgy" and have me believe that every single one of those women will ejaculate with minimal stimulation and on queue every time.

Drink enough water and your urine will be nice and clear too.

Plus when was the last time you saw a woman bearing down forcefully to expel the fluid at a higher pressure when she orgasms?

Girls like Cytherea, one trick horses they may be, make it looks genuine, with their shaking, screaming and fact they make an effort - But....giant arcing shots of discharge? Pull the other one. At most I would believe a small squirt, something on par with a (normal) mans ejaculation. Just where is all the fluid being stored in the human body to repeatedly flood out?

Yes, I believe women can (When circumstances are right ejaculate), but I question the limits porn would have us believe. Having experienced it though, I don't really care if it happens again or not, it does absolutely nothing for me to watch or hear about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

DOA82 is on the money albeit the last sentence is the only exposition I disagree with. There is only one type of female ejaculation and it is not the expulsion of a large volume of clear and odourless liquid. Female ejaculate is white and viscous and produced in amounts comparable to a teaspoon.

Squirting/gushing is a phenomena which has been championed by feminists and porn actresses alike, who seem to have male ejaculate envy. Biologists, Urologists and MDs have quantified the biochemical makeup of squirt/gushing and concluded it is diluted urine expelled through the urethra, originating in the bladder (I mean, seriously, where else would it come from? Do you all honestly believe there is some magical reservoir hidden in the female body which doctors are yet to discover? spare me). Its main constituent is 40-50% urea.

It is an exact analog to urination because the same feeling of release and expulsion during squirting is felt when one is busting to pee.

The reason why some are capable of it is because of them weakening their pelvic floor muscles, which is usually a product of aging whereby women suffer urinary incontinence. Forcing oneself to squirt will bring an early onset of urinary incontinence.

Its depiction is banned in the U.K. because doctors there concluded it is no different to golden showers (whose depiction is also banned in the U.K).

Unfortunately the feminist movement in the USA is extremely vocal and only a few studies have been conducted to dispel the myth of squirting/gushing.

Please do not take this as an attack on your sexuality. I only wish to inform with science. I am simply reciting what I have learned on the subject and am not invested in the topic personally or emotionally. I am not reliant on anecdotes or personal experiences as many proponents of squirting are. I simply have read many medical journals on the article and do not appreciate feminists and the american porn industry promoting something which is potentially detrimental to a female's urinary function.

As I stated in the beginning of my post: female ejaculation is real and I do not dispute that. What I dispute is the misinformation spread about its mechanism.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Mandy Flores[/URL][/B], post: 7720859, member: 550820"]It's yummy!

This is my very own smiley that they made for me at Miss Hybrids forum I feel very special!

I know it's off Miss H's forum. I love that smiley. All of her smilies are really cool.

Now come here and shoot into my mouth! :scream:

 

[ban-one]

I have to say, there are some interesting posts in here. (And I really like how we're citing Wikipedia, where anyone can write the articles)

Also, some of you might wanna take into consideration that not that long ago it was believed that women couldn't even have orgasms at all.


As to where it actually comes from, I've heard that it's not unlike when you have to go from excitement, despite having gone to the bathroom minutes earlier. The body sucks water from the blood in excitement, stores it very temporarily in the tissue (like how your body absorbs water if you go swimming), and then expels it at orgasm. Or, reabsorbs it back into the bloodstream if unused.

I've also heard that it maybe like the above, but the water taken from the blood is used to thin down the same fluid that lubricates the vagina for sex.

But it is definitely not urine.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have to say, there are some interesting posts in here. (And I really like how we're citing Wikipedia, where anyone can write the articles)

Also, some of you might wanna take into consideration that not that long ago it was believed that women couldn't even have orgasms at all.


As to where it actually comes from, I've heard that it's not unlike when you have to go from excitement, despite having gone to the bathroom minutes earlier. The body sucks water from the blood in excitement, stores it very temporarily in the tissue (like how your body absorbs water if you go swimming), and then expels it at orgasm. Or, reabsorbs it back into the bloodstream if unused.

I've also heard that it maybe like the above, but the water taken from the blood is used to thin down the same fluid that lubricates the vagina for sex.

But it is definitely not urine.

Not to get too gross or anything but I have found that the fluid that a woman ejaculates when she is squirting is eerily similar to the water that comes out of a blister. Sort of a strange wet/dry consistency.

 

[Maggie Green]

There are a couple of ways to fake squirting in porn.

 

[wolverine83]

you have to stimulate a particular gland housed in or around a woman's g spot to do it on a regular basis. It has to be continual stimulation for it to happen. In some cases, it may seem very rough or aggressive. I've done it to a variety of women over the years. You have to be careful with who you do it with. It can result in tears and or soreness. Most of all, it involves trust with your partner.

As for porn, yes, it's been faked over and over and over again. I don't know how they do it other than stuffing a hose in a woman about 20 minutes before and loading her up with water...but alas, I'm not in the business nor will I ever be. There are some anomalies out there. Some girls can squirt on command. It's like the Kinsey Report...there are extremes to every kind of sexual activity. You will never know until you fully explore and trust and actually listen to a woman.

But what the fuck do I know...I'm a Freeones mod for the moment.

 

[davidsmith20]

i want to make my girlfriend squirt. she become very wet and can easily get orgasm when i lick her. but not squirting like in porn movies
any technique or advice? can any girl do it?
thanks in advance

Ask if she has ever squirted before? I knew a girl that masturbated herself and she told me how to do it to her. She had me rub her clit between my fingers. I was talking dirty to her too.

 

[Rex Hermaykup]

My wife (soon to be ex) squirted. Lots of soaked sheets over the years.

As pointed out , not every woman can. Although it usually takes time with lots of clitoral and vaginal stimulation.
Kissing, licking and sucking clit and also using your fingers inside her pussy. One thing that seemed to always get there would be using your fingers and curling them up into her G-spot.

The problem for me became that a lot of times after she came so intensely she was done and wanted no more stimulation and sometimes I hadn't even come yet!
Isn't that what men are supposed to do?