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Spidermans loseing it

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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Spiderman 4: Back In Traction
 
Child: Get up, Spider-Man! Get up! You can't die! Daddy! Do something!

Father: Well, son, he went out better this way. Had he found a female spider to marry and mate with she would have ate him alive immediately afterward. Kind of like what your mother did to me since we got married because she was pregnant with you.

Child: :eek:
 
metal arms ,black space goo, green super suit and injections, SAND people for fucks sake but ALL was need was a ......wall? is THIS the reboot?
 
That will teach him to break the first rule of being Spiderman... always wait one hour after eating before climbing walls!
 
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