Something Funny...

[ChefChiTown]

So, I just went to the bathroom, ok? When I was done going to the bathroom, I did like I always do and I had a look-see at what I created. You know, sometimes I amaze myself and I don't want to miss, what could be, a masterpiece; so I always look. Anyway, I looked and...

MY **** WAS GREEN!!! In fact, according to Premium Link Upgrade , it was "asparagus".

I've never had green *** before, so I got kind of worried. So, I hopped online and did a Google search for "green ****", hoping to find some sort of explanation as to why I had such festive stool. As I was scrolling through the links, I came across a post on another forum (which I won't name) that made me laugh so hard that I almost made another green bowel movement.

Sorry if it's a stupid question but I am curious. I have had green **** for the last 2 days. Could it be Sam's Choice Mountain Lighting drink that I had or is it because of pregnancy. Should I go see a doctor?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh God, it hurts. It hurts...oooooooh. So, yup...that's about it. I have green ****. Now, I just have to figure out why...

 

[mongo18]

Easy, you are a chef, therefore you don't work Mondays, therefore you go out and get shitfaced on Sunday nights, you got adventurous and drank a bunch of some sugary drink and voila! Green sugar poos. Cotton candy is also a very good way to get it.

 

[Jay1980]

I had it a few times when I was ***. Sugar it really what causes it, huh? That's interesting.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

MY **** WAS GREEN!!! In fact, according to Premium Link Upgrade , it was "asparagus".

Its better than Harlequin

 

[assholebythedoor]

Its due to malnutrition, it means your body is not getting the nutrients it needs to accumulate a proper bowl movement.

 

[Spleen]

Congratulations! I can't wait for my first green ***.

 

[lostwood_7]

Drink or eat anything with a large amount of purple dye and turns your **** green

 

[squallumz]

funny **** man. **** should be green actually. it means green vegetables in your diet, unless something really fucked up is up. most of what u see out there is brown because of all the meat and starches.

on a side note, ashley blue takes pics of her crap all the time. u can see em if u feel like searching.

btw. the words "festive stool" are some of the funniest ever.

 

[The Paulinator]

If you want green ***....eat like half a box of Boo-Berry or any other purple cereal (artificially colored, natch). Works for me.

Oops...didn't see the post above mine

 

[young_guns]

what the fudge?

 

[Legzman]

I **** green too! But only after I eat chipolte! The guacamole really fucks my system up, but it's OH SO GOOD!!!

 

[calpoon]

one time my **** was bright orange. that was weird.

 

[maildude]

Naw. I've had green **** a lot of times. Eating a lot of green vegetables does it.

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

No vegetables, just a ton of red meat and the occasional pound of liquorice......
That turns it in a nice black brick to plunk out! No green for me, yughhhhhh!

 

[Petra]

I've got to stop clicking on threads created by Chef....

 

[mongo18]

Try roasting a bunch of beets and eating them, you'll think you shat *****!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

one time my **** was bright orange. that was weird.

How in the hell is that possible? Eeeeeek!

 

[Jay1980]

No vegetables, just a ton of red meat and the occasional pound of liquorice......
That turns it in a nice black brick to plunk out!

You can also get the same effect with Pepto-Bismol.

 

[titsrock]

Hmm. I was going to suggest that you stop frequenting "The Green Oyster Bar"...