Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This one time, while working armed security at a downtown Las Vegas casino, a pair of drunk Mescalero Indians wandered in the front doors. One of them unzipped and began peeing into the nearest slot tray ( where the coins used to come out) right when I was walking by. I put the arm on him and began to escort him to the security office when my boss turned to me and said, "John, go into the men's room and see if there are any five dollar tokens in the urinal." Beautiful.
It was the same boss who told me to grab a stick after we found a Mexican man who had hung himself in his room's shower.
It was the same boss who told me to grab a stick after we found a Mexican man who had hung himself in his room's shower.
