I had some porn DVDs stashed at my ***'s house so my girlfriend wouldn't find them. There were some guys working on the house and they took a bunch of my stuff out of some cabinets they were repainting and put it all in boxes. I searched all of the boxes and everything is accounted for except the DVDs. There were 2 rental DVDs that I will have to pay for now, and a Teenage Spermaholics DVD with Teagan Presley that was probably my favorite movie that I owned. FUCK!!!
Someone stole my porn!
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Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
All I have to say is
It was Chef, and he's covering it up by saying he ordered some online.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...:uohs:
Great, now I'm going to have to give them back. THANKS...A...LOT!!! Boy, you really don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you?
Don't go into my bedroom, there is nothing in there worth seeing. :rofl:
You've never complained about that before.
Something similar happened to me back in July, but it was my ****** that did it. I went on my own little vacation camping for 5 days, and when I came back, ALL of my Playboy magazines had disappeared except for the newer ones from this year. Even my 50th anniversary issue was gone! I was so pissed off, and I still am a little. I had 6 years of magazines in there including some Special Editions.
Well you go steal her dildos and make sure they take an exodus to another land - the junkyard. Better yet, take all the batteries out and replace it with sand. When *** comes home... 'dear why is there sand in the bed?!'
METAL HEAD
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why would you let someone else repaint those cabinet's? or why did you not remove your porn stash before when you knew that those cabinet's with your stuff in it were going to be repainted?
Why you would stash your porn away ? Porn is nice to look at, even with a partner. You could give her some pointers like : i want you to ..., can you ... .Porn isn't supposed to be hidden, if it was more in the open nobody would take it ... . Sure you need to put it away for your ****, but they will cherch every spot in your house until they find something that they instinctly know is "forbidden". We've all been small once ...
Anyway ... Those workers are happy. If they have to come and work again over there, they will be happy to do so ...
Sorry however for your lose
Anyway ... Those workers are happy. If they have to come and work again over there, they will be happy to do so ...
Sorry however for your lose
well steel some of there **** sell it off and buy new ones.
I promise to let you know if I see it on ebay. 
I didn't know that they were going to be repainted.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Porn can burn holes through walls when people do work in your house :1orglaugh
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