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So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Who gives a shit? When I was a teen, my mum found my stash. It would be no revelation.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I don't have any porn on my computer. GASP, I KNOW!!! Anyway, I'd be more embarrassed that somebody would be seeing my extensive collection of Cats in Hats...

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I'm not pinin'!
I've passed on!
I'm no more!
I've ceased to be!
I've expired and gone to meet my maker! [metaphorically of course ;)]
I'm a stiff!
Bereft of life,
I rest in peace!
If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies!
My metabolic processes are now 'istory!
I'm off the twig!
I've kicked the bucket!
I've shuffled off my mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
I AM AN EX-PARROT!!

What I'm trying to say here is, what the fuck do I care? I'm enjoying my endless void of complete nothingness. The entire concept of "caring" is so beyond holding any meaning at this point that it bares no point for any further contemplation.
 
Well, they could cut me into peaces and spread my body across the globe that way my spirt couldn't reach the after life...or they could say "wow, he had a lot of porn!"
 

Facetious

Moderated
Lechepicha strated out this topic about porn and marriage....

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=438264

And it made me think about something else....What if you die due to an accident or something and you (obviously) did not erase your HD, your back-ups and all other digital thing you do not want other people to see??

Do you think if people who find it are going to have a different oppinion of you?

For example: If you are a fan of extreme stuff like max hardcore or anything,....your family is going be surprised once they find all those movies...

What a legacy you would leave behind! :nanner:


I don't even watch 'pron' and as you can see, I don't even like the word!
The only thing that my family would find on my database is a collection of solo scantily clad babes posing in suggestive positions, nothing to regret about that! :bowdown:
 
They will forward it all to a girl named Kimmy. Ask who she is and that she must have been important to me.... I think?
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
I don't have a porn collection but they'd end up finding my stash of homeade vids and pic sets and all the stuff I sell on my website and in my chats..plus find a bunch of adult webcam software...naughty emails I've saved...etc. If it were possible for their heart to break any more after losing me, that'd be what does it. :( lol
 
If there is as much fine pussy waiting for me in heaven as I'm hoping there is, what's left back here on my hard drive is the least of my worries. Where it will get a little sticky is when everyone gets up there and finds out about my stable of 100 or more of my favorite celebrities. :D
 

Facetious

Moderated
I think that we would be deemed as outcasts of another kind altogether if our surviving family members found absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g objectionable on our hard drives . . . RIGHT? :dunno:

As long as your family member(s) didn't come to find out that you were a closet fiend of something that they weren't expecting everything should be cool!
 
It's porn. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Now, if I had a basement dungeon full of female Korean sex slaves shackled to walls, I think their opinion of me might be slightly diminished.

Maybe. Just maybe.

LOL I've often thought the very same thing. I've asked a mate to come over to my house in the event of my passing and destroy my PC and any DVDs I may have (damn I've still got VHS's and some print). I had an op last year (a year tomorrow actually) and I kept thinking what if something went wrong, if my family went through my stuff their impression of me would definately change, for the worse. I'd recommend writing a will allowing a friend to come over to remove some 'collectibles' from your room that you left them, get rid of print, VHS's (NTSC) and original DVD cases and try to keep all your porn on an external hard drive which you can lock away with any dvds (in plain cases only) in a safe and only a friend has a key. Of course I haven't done any of this myself but I'll give myself the next year to do it, hopfully I won't perish before then.

Wow, lol.

Ry man you are way in left field

It'd be an improvement over Alfonso Soriano.

If I'm dead, I can't really say I'd give much of a shit.

Great way to look at it.

I don't have any porn on my computer. GASP, I KNOW!!! Anyway, I'd be more embarrassed that somebody would be seeing my extensive collection of Cats in Hats...

LOL that shit's fucking awesome!!
 
Since I'm dead I really don't care what peple think of me.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
I don´t hide my porn so anyone who´s been in my apartment and looked at my dvd collection on my bookshelves already know that i have lots of porn.
 
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