So Where's The Time ?

Facetious

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Just where in the he!! are you guys finding the time to keep
up on the latest version of . . . . . . life ?

Make the bed, Feed the *******, make the AM coffee, eat breakfast, write a grocery list, s, s & s (**** shave & shower), brush teeth, travel to & from work, pet & ***** *******, get the car smogged, pay the bills, pick up the yard (after the storm), read the paper, do the laundry, Iron the laundry, vacuum the house, 2.4 mile jog (every other day), Observe the disgusting whores parading around the country pretending that they represent us (U.S), on the phone for business, on the phone to please her, on the phone for pleasure, eat and / or make lunch, off to the barber shoppe, buy new furnace filters, eat and / or party with friends, wrench on the ol '67 Chevy, go to the Dept of Motor Vehicles for "____:mad:_____", only to find out that it was their error !

Visit mumz, trim the hedge, hear what bs the neighbor has today, return the garbage bags of cans & plastic bottles for a couple a nickels :mad:, prepare dinner, do the dishes, mop the floors, open up an ale, pop in a film to watch, sit / lie down -> fall ****** in the process.
**** up at 2 AM on the couch, brush teeth, ***, into bed, up at 6:30 repeat . . . repeat !

And YOU expect me to know what it is, the he!! your talkin' about relative to the latest, if not last years, computer upgrade / exercise ? ! Nah ! It came and went too fast. I'm past the point of no return :( The rudimentary computer guy that I am.

What kind of f'en life is this ? lol . . I think :1orglaugh :confused:

BTW - I've taken the day off ! :wink:
 

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