"So when are we going out?"

That may be the greatest thing that can be asked to a single man by a woman that you have had your eye on but didn't have the nerve to make the first move or inquire about her relationship status.

This happened to me today. I actually think I may have not charged fees to a couple of people today because I was stoked.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
That may be the greatest thing that can be asked to a single man by a woman that you have had your eye on but didn't have the nerve to make the first move or inquire about her relationship status.

This happened to me today. I actually think I may have not charged fees to a couple of people today because I was stoked.

An attorney going pro bono?? :)

:rofl2: :rofl: :rofl2:



Congratulations! :thumbsup: ;)
 
It's a force of habit. I don't collect fees they are always handled by the receptionist. She was off today, it's not the first time it has happened when I am left alone.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
An attorney going pro bono?? :)

Geez John. I'm surprised and disappointed you didn't use the old "pro boner" joke instead.

I bet Blue's never heard that one before. Amirite BC?

:stir:
 

bobjustbob

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I got one of those. It was back when I was getting divorced. A bunch of us crammed in a hallway waiting for the judge. I'm sitting next to this woman telling me about how her husband is looking to ruin her. Good looking and spruced up but I have no interest in her story since I've got my own problems. A few minutes into this her lawyer sits next to her. The 4th chair down is sitting my wife. The lawyer for her is the same as my wife. Now I become interested in her story and put on that show. She clearly wanted some comforting moments after her court ordeal and asks me to meet her after the court thing. When mine was done I took a piss, had a smoke in the parking lot. That was enough time to wait for her so I went home. Easiest pussy that I never got.
 
I got a frustrated "are we gonna fuck?" once. I never had game and I never was good at picking up girls. It just sort of happened when it happened.
 
That may be the greatest thing that can be asked to a single man by a woman that you have had your eye on but didn't have the nerve to make the first move or inquire about her relationship status.

This happened to me today. I actually think I may have not charged fees to a couple of people today because I was stoked.

Good job. Let us know how things turn out(with the girl, not the fees). Nice to have a girl with no fees or fleas either.
 
One time a drunk ass chick at the bar said in my ear, "so when are we going to fuck in the back seat of your car?" I told her my friend brought me. She then said, "so when are are we going to fuck in the back seat of your friend's car?" Asked for the keys and got fucked. Even smoked a couple of bowls with her afterwards. Was one of the times where I didn't have to work to get laid.
 
Sadly I don't exactly have any tales like that where it was completely out of the blue, but I do know that amazing feeling of the girl letting you know you're about to get lucky when you had no idea sex was on the cards.

My favourite was when I got "the lady" back to the flat after drinks and a main course in the chain pub down the road, and I had put a cheesecake in the fridge just in case we had fancied a dessert but on the way home popped into Tesco for a couple of essentials and I bought some triple choc cookies. She disappeared into the loo and I shouted from the kitchen "I really don't know.... should we have cookies now and save the cheesecake for a bit later, or just have cheesecake now and there's still cookies later if we want them?" She just shouted back "Do you not want to have sex, then?" I swear, my jeans just FELL down. I didn't even touch them, just subconsciously WILLED them off.

I don't remember if we ate the cookies or the cheesecake first. But I do remember the first thing I ate. :lick:
 
Friday night bitches! I was going to go the old 2 day rule crap but I ran into her again today at the register of deeds office. Gonna go see American Sniper
 
We don't have JITB in North Carolina. We are going to a Turkish restaurant first.. we could end up at a Denny's around 2 a.m though
 
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