So i think my gf might be cheating on me :/
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Why?
Dude, there's some seriously good advice above. Take it seriously.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Your only choice is to leap off a tall building onto some rotating helicopter blades.
Res in pieces.
Res in pieces.
Was she one of those women who whore themselves out to prisoners because they can't find people who aren't stuck behind bars, sexually frustrated with only several thousand other penises to keep them company?
What were you in for, Repo?
Either way, even though we can't actually prove she has been fucking around on you lets assume that she is anyway because it's far more entertaining this way. Now, if I were you I'd go on as normal for the time being. Continue to make plans for her inevitable move over to the sunny Isle of Britain so that you could both get on the back of your noble steed and ride off into the murky, overcast distance.
But (and here's where we start the fire), when the time does come when she finally feels it's right to come over to to start a new life with you, try to forgo giving her your address and make it plainly clear that she'll find out all when you pick her up from the airport and she settles in.
Then, when the day finally comes, don't show up.
Maybe as an added kick in the teeth, get someone you know to rob her. Leaving her stranded and alone in a foreign country without the means to get home.
I'm sure you'll feel much better upon receiving the first angry email from her once she has finally made it back to wherever the fuck she's from.
Godspeed.
What were you in for, Repo?
Either way, even though we can't actually prove she has been fucking around on you lets assume that she is anyway because it's far more entertaining this way. Now, if I were you I'd go on as normal for the time being. Continue to make plans for her inevitable move over to the sunny Isle of Britain so that you could both get on the back of your noble steed and ride off into the murky, overcast distance.
But (and here's where we start the fire), when the time does come when she finally feels it's right to come over to to start a new life with you, try to forgo giving her your address and make it plainly clear that she'll find out all when you pick her up from the airport and she settles in.
Then, when the day finally comes, don't show up.
Maybe as an added kick in the teeth, get someone you know to rob her. Leaving her stranded and alone in a foreign country without the means to get home.
I'm sure you'll feel much better upon receiving the first angry email from her once she has finally made it back to wherever the fuck she's from.
Godspeed.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
She must pay! :hammer:
Take her to court for mental and emotional distress.
This would be a landmark case and do good for people everywhere!
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Take her to court for mental and emotional distress.
This would be a landmark case and do good for people everywhere!
:hatsoff:
news flash...shes needs birth control cause the dude shes bangin keeps blowin deep in her warm floppy pussy
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
You've only met this girl online?
If so, the situation you have here, is that your virtual GF is actually cheating on you ....
I'm afraid I cannot predict a fine romance.
If so, the situation you have here, is that your virtual GF is actually cheating on you ....
I'm afraid I cannot predict a fine romance.
:dito:
However, if you want to, tell her to install a webcam in her vagina.
...and then play the waiting game...
If the time comes when you see a fleshy mushroomead coming toward your screen, then backing away, then toward, then away, etc... well bingo!
Oh yeah forgot, here are some tits!
Nice rack for a bean pole. Seems like the best place to find nice boob gifs on this board is when people do dumb relationship **** then post about it.
I think I get it ...boobs.
We may be guilty of derailing a thread.
I'm going to use all of my restraint to NOT post the gif I have ready of amazing tits.
We may be guilty of derailing a thread.
I'm going to use all of my restraint to NOT post the gif I have ready of amazing tits.
The Hijack has happened my friend and we are heading to Cuba so get them posted!! :nanner:
We may be guilty of derailing a thread.
I'm going to use all of my restraint to NOT post the gif I have ready of amazing tits.
Yeah l/d...why waste all these hot boob gifs on boob threads like this when you could actually start a really nice thread of am chicks flashing...
I know I would L:drool2::drool2:k....
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