Smallest Penis contest winner interview!

[Roald]

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So how did you find out about the competition? I saw an ad on Craigslist with the headline being 'Looking For Less Endowed Men.' A headline like that catches the eye, so I clicked on the link.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

so, you've not winning the contest? maybe you would be more lucky next year!

 

[Roald]

so, you've not winning the contest? maybe you would be more lucky next year!

I was ****** from the contest to give others a chance at winning

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

At least there were no pictures. No fooking way I'm clicking that link.

 

[D-rock]

I suppose the moral of the story is that you should always follow random interesting ads on Craigslist because something good will come of it. :1orglaugh

 

[Roald]

I suppose the moral of the story is that you should always follow random interesting ads on Craigslist because something good will come of it. :1orglaugh

lol exactly hahaha

 

[gunslingingbird]

At least there were no pictures. No fooking way I'm clicking that link.

No need to. I'll fill you in on what you missed.

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:hatsoff:

 

[Ygor Dragunov]

Kleenex needs to sponsor a Saddest Wiener Contest. Even four foot tall ladies from Bangladesh laugh and point.

 

[IzHeMaD]

Not the kind of contest I would want to be proud of! & I thought 6 in was small. =\

 

[IzHeMaD]

That's a shocker, the question to the winner of Smallest Penis contest :
Q: Are you in a relationship?
A: I'm currently Single.
Q: Did you get approached by any women after the contest?
A: I was approached by quite a few, actually. Most wanted photos with me.

At the office, Girl 1: look who I met and took a picture with this weekend?
Girl 2: OMG! OMG!, Is that?
Girl 1: Yes it is! The winner of the Smallest Penis contest!
Girl 2: OMFG! OMFG!

OMFG I can't believe how such a "Tiny" story could be so "Big!" I didn't see any mention of the actual size? Anyone? Did it not register on any modern scale or ruler? Anyone? =\

 

[lynkoslynx.1]

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The First Annual Small Penis Invitational.

This contest was held to give away a trip to mexico with a bunch of porno stars. Howard invited about 20 guys down who claimed they had really small penis’. There were 3 guest judges plus the regulars like Howard and Robin. George is a fan from Chicago who just showed up this morning. He had a speech impediment so he fit right it. The impediment is caused by a cleft pallet. The second judge was the guy who does the Marv Albert impression so Howard called him Marv the whole time. The third guest judge was Gay Rich. Rich used to be an intern on Howard’s show. He moved on to better things but came in to judge the contest today. There was a hell of a lot going on with this contest.

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[Mandy Flores]

Wait!!!! Is it to late to enter slave ray??!!!

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[288gto]

Wait!!!! Is it to late to enter slave ray??!!!

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you deserve a good banging Mandy! real bad!