Vodkazwannabe has never been funny. Oh, I'm sure he claims to be. But no.
He's just that fat trouble making kid at the family reunion who no one wants around, the other kids don't want to play with him (yet he won't leave them alone and he breaks their toys), the adults don't want him near their cars, and he keeps getting caught with his hand in people's pockets. He also messes up the bathroom, getting it everywhere except for actually in the toilet. Then he just sits up in a tree, torturing squirrels and manipulating them sexually.