should I have a threesome with my best mate

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Sorry, it's really loud over here. Give me a second... All right, almost there... Okay, it's off now. Sorry, my bull shit alarm was on red alert status. It's loud as fuck when that happens. The only truth to your statement was probably the virgin part...

Come on now, it isnt normal for legal age, fat, ugly virgins to come to a porn board with interesting dilemma's. :rolleyes: ;)
 
Lol ... well I'm pansexual (attraction by personality) so I'm kewl with mmf but mff would be awesome
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Recently my best friend invited me to join him and his girl in a threesome at first I thought he was joking but he asked again and I'm kinda interested because I'm a short ugly fat guy so I try and sieze every chance I get but I'm not sure what I should do any tips or whatever

Ps. I'm still a virgin so...

No, you shouldn't. Unless your friend means so little to you, that you feel comfortable throwing his friendship in the crapper for a piece of ass...because IT WILL GET WEIRD after the deed is done, between you and him, and if he stays with her, between you and her.
 
throwing his friendship in the crapper for a piece of ass...because IT WILL GET WEIRD after the deed is done, between you and him

BS. Only if the friendship is weak to begin with. If they are true friends, she'll be gone in a month, and 20 years from now they'll be having a beer and reminiscing about that slut they spit roasted when they were kids.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Cool thank you, it's good to find someone sensible is posting tonight


Dude, you're the one who listed yourself as being 17 years old on a board that requires you to be at least 18. What did you expect?

So all we know about you so far is that (you claim) you're a "short ugly fat guy", who is a 17 year old (oh, wait... 18 years old now... just had that birthday this morning , eh?!) virgin.

I say, go for it. Just don't "cross swords", unless you lads are into that sort of thing. And if you are into that sort of thing, well... I guess once she's long gone, you two will still be "close". Fair enough answer?
 
If this is a true scenario: than the girlfriend must really want this too. I know she's young and probably willing to "please" her BF, but it seems like the buddy and his girl equally want to do this...so, yes...you should absolutely partake. It might be the greatest sexual experience of your life and give you the confidence to bang your own babes down the line.

And if you're young and fat, you have no excuse to shed pounds...
 
How does someone register for this site if they are underage? Shouldn't the system automatically prevent minors from the beginning?
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
How does someone register for this site if they are underage? Shouldn't the system automatically prevent minors from the beginning?

Yeah, seems like it should have picked that up. :dunno:

But since today was his birthday, I guess all is well. :rofl:
 
Dude, you're the one who listed yourself as being 17 years old on a board that requires you to be at least 18. What did you expect?

So all we know about you so far is that (you claim) you're a "short ugly fat guy", who is a 17 year old (oh, wait... 18 years old now... just had that birthday this morning , eh?!) virgin.

I say, go for it. Just don't "cross swords", unless you lads are into that sort of thing. And if you are into that sort of thing, well... I guess once she's long gone, you two will still be "close". Fair enough answer?

Lol well I already said the user cp fucked me over cos I'm using my fone I've been 18 since the 12th of august not december like the thing says but thanks for the advice much appreciated
 

jasonk282

Banned
Lol well I already said the user cp fucked me over cos I'm using my fone I've been 18 since the 12th of august not december like the thing says but thanks for the advice much appreciated

How can a cp fuck you over when you have to enter the info?:dunno:
 
(^^Anything is impossible when you have this many Database errors!!! )
 
Lol I entered the right info but it put something else through, I'm really sick of people questioning me... so... let's get back 2 giving me advice plz
 
Orright! I'm going for it two days from now I hope it doesn't fuck up my relationship with them well wish me luck fellas
 
Lol I entered the right info but it put something else through, I'm really sick of people questioning me... so... let's get back 2 giving me advice plz

How much advice do you need? Grow a set of balls and fuck her. And when she's tired, fuck your friend.

I don't see the dilemma here. If your friend asked you to go to a sports game...would you make an account on a sport website and ask everybody for advice??
 
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