"Dear Penthouse...."
That was effin hilarious!!! :rofl:
"Dear Penthouse...."
My ****** in law recently got divorced I've been helping her move and giving moral support and everything. Lately though she's been hinting at having me help her in the bedroom as well, especially when its just me and her alone!! She's really cute and just has that "fuck me" aura. Should I hop in bed with her or should I just let it go?
Confused.
For example, I have been in a relationship for 7 years, 4 dating and 3 married. I haven't have sex with my wife for 2 years! Why? Cuz I am BORED OUTTA MY SKULL with her. She and I have spoken constantly about my fantasies. They have to be mine because apparently she has none, I do "IT" for her and she has no need for fantasizing(her words, not mine). I say spoken, cuz she just will NOT indulge in my fantasies or fetishes. Average sex is what she likes and what I like just doesn't factor in.
Now, why am I still with her? My DUMB-ASS still loves her, however I do occasionally indulge on the side. i.e. - CHEAT!! Some of you are gonna ask, well what if she cheated on you? As long as I don't know, I'm okay with that. Even if I did, I can't get mad... I haven't fucked her for two years! My **** great sage advice on my wedding day, " What she don't know, she don't know, SHE DON'T KNOW!!! ".
Anyway, back to the topic.... sometimes boredom becomes a part of life when your in love. EVERYONE handles it differently. No one answer from anyone will make this person feel better, he has to sit and be honest with himself and live with the consequenses of his choices... I am, are you?
do it asshole. see what she wants, and go for it.
What more help do you need? The vote has been pretty unanimous. I think you're going to do what you're going to do anyway, so stop whining about it and good luck I guess.
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Damn near pissed myself on that one!!!
1. Get a divorce.
2. Fuck around with her all you want.