Shemale or Hefemale?

I'm pretty sure i made it up, but it's the opposite of a shemale. A female who looks like a man but has a vagina.
 
That's actually a pretty good question. Fuck a man who looks like a woman, or fuck a woman who looks like a man? But obviously the people of the board would rather make a joke instead of thinking about an answer (me included, usually).
 
I would rather have sex with a shemale. At least what I'm looking at has a chance to arouse me in that case.
 
I would rather have sex with a shemale. At least what I'm looking at has a chance to arouse me in that case.

Is that why you dress me up in a wig and make me wear panties? :dunno: I don't necessarily have a problem with that, I'd just like to know the truth.

My body is a toy for the world to use, so, panties, wigs, those little butt plugs with ***** tails on them...it's all fair game.
 
Uh, woah, I just searched Buck Angel, and "she" definately looks like a man... I thoguht we were talkin women that look like men in resemblance. Didn't realize the OP meant a chick with a mustache and the body of a man... Geh.


Day is ruined. CHEF I NEED YOU FOR EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITY!
 
Is that why you dress me up in a wig and make me wear panties? :dunno: I don't necessarily have a problem with that, I'd just like to know the truth.

My body is a toy for the world to use, so, panties, wigs, those little butt plugs with ***** tails on them...it's all fair game.

All those months you were being kept prisoner in senob's basement really changed you Chef. :dunno:
 
Is that why you dress me up in a wig and make me wear panties? :dunno: I don't necessarily have a problem with that, I'd just like to know the truth.

My body is a toy for the world to use, so, panties, wigs, those little butt plugs with ***** tails on them...it's all fair game.

Nah, it's just because you look so cute in that stuff!
 
If I had to pick, I'd go with the shemale. Some of those guys actually can be pretty good looking, and I know full well I'd throw up before having sex with a man with a vagina.
I hope the choices come with *****.
 
Uh, woah, I just searched Buck Angel, and "she" definately looks like a man... I thoguht we were talkin women that look like men in resemblance. Didn't realize the OP meant a chick with a mustache and the body of a man... Geh.


Day is ruined. CHEF I NEED YOU FOR EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITY!

What kind of extra curricular activity? Sex things? I'm up for some of that. I just need to shave the knotted hairs off of the underside of my ball pocket.

All those months you were being kept prisoner in senob's basement really changed you Chef. :dunno:

All of that time in captivity taught me something. I'm a whore. I'm a dirty, dirty WHORE and I deserve to be treated like a WHORE because I'm not good for anything else except for being used as a fuck doll. :weeping: Oooooh God, why? WHYYYYYY?
 
Testosterone twat? WTF???? I can't get that image out of my mind!!!

My answer is, if I had to pick, a shemale. I'm attracted to femininity. That THING is a manly man.
 
All of that time in captivity taught me something. I'm a whore. I'm a dirty, dirty WHORE and I deserve to be treated like a WHORE because I'm not good for anything else except for being used as a fuck doll. :weeping: Oooooh God, why? WHYYYYYY?

There, there Chef. :virtual hug: Let it out buddy. You're free now. Senob can't corrupt you anymore.
 
What kind of extra curricular activity? Sex things? I'm up for some of that. I just need to shave the knotted hairs off of the underside of my ball pocket.



All of that time in captivity taught me something. I'm a whore. I'm a dirty, dirty WHORE and I deserve to be treated like a WHORE because I'm not good for anything else except for being used as a fuck doll. :weeping: Oooooh God, why? WHYYYYYY?

Yes, totally sextra curricular activity! With 4 other people. Pick two, I've already got two in mind :)
 
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