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Seymore Butts

Kanadier2

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Hey all

First thread, hope I dont get shot down.

My first movie that I ever bought back in the day was Seymore Butts and Shane mount Tiffany Towers, great movie - I still have it and watch it every now and awhile.

That also cemented my love for gonzo porn and the Butts/Shane movies, as well as the copycats, like Ben Dover.

Im sure you can imagine my excitement when about a month ago, 'Jamaican Me Horny' was on my cable channel here.

Yet, Im sure those of you familiar with Seymore can imagine my chagrin when I saw his penis. Something seriously looked wrong, it was miscoloured, looked like he had surgery on it.

My question is, does anyone know what happened? Or know what Im talking about? I tried a search and couldnt find anything, and ever searched google and to no avail.

Thanks!
 

jod0565

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The last time I saw his weenee, was back when I picked up his movies for Alisha Klass - after she stopped working for him, I stopped looking for his stuff.
His dick looked normal, if not a bit small for the porn standards, back then.
 

Kanadier2

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Like, I mean it looks like he had something seriously wrong, not just a one time thing. Like he had skin grafts or he was burned or something.

Additionally, I am straight and not worried about Seymore's dick or anything, but it just seems really strange. But, yeah, he has average size dick, but I think that adds to his realism/gonzo movies.
 
I think it's always looked like that. Possibly just looks that way since he was circumsized as a child. Also looks like it has some sort of birth mark or something.

I'm a fan of his, really like the video quality and look, looks more real....not like some fluffy, slo-mo, edited B.S. that some of 'higher quality' videos have.

Plus, his vids are dirty as hell. Became a pretty big fan of Flower Tucci's through his work.
 

Kanadier2

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Yeah, true, the realism in his movies is excellent. But I dunno, well, Im certain that it hasnt always been like that.

I was reading a review of 'Jamaican Me Horny' and the reviewer says "Then Mari starts to suck on Seymore's joint (which, unfortunately, is now distractingly scarred on its tip) while kneeling in the surf."

Thats the only reason why I asked in the first place. - Did anyone know of an operation or anything?

Source: http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/read_review.dlt/sku=6101/seymore-butts'-jamaican-me-horny.htm
 
Hmmm..........interesting. I never heard about that. Kinda freaky. I guess if the ladies in his vids can still suck him off I guess it can't be too bad.
 

Kanadier2

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I did notice though that in the last few years he has not been appearing in his own titles as much - he runs the camera, but not often does he get in on the action.
 
Would you be interested in posting a few clips from the "Seymour and Shane Mount Tiffany" flick? I haven't seen it in years and can't find it anywhere. One of the first porn movies I ever rented...
 
on the subject on seymore butts, i remember once seeing a montage where a whole bunch of girls and guys were in a house, different clips were going by, and one particular chick caught my attention, if anyone knows of the clip, its right after the scene where theres a scene on the beach with some chick wearing a tushy girl bikini. think i have a clip some where, but if i snap shot, its gona catch some of teh action :p
 
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