Sexual *****
- Thread starter assari
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End up like Philbert.
So if a man gets ***** he begins to repeat "you're an idiot"-phrase at every moment and in every place.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
The same thing a woman should do if she's *****.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Turn in your man card.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Kick her in the nuts?
I can't speak from personal experience, but I can't imagine a good solid cunt punt, feels good....
But I meant, call the cops, and don't be ashamed, or blame yourself...and that sort of thing.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Kick her in the nuts?
I can't speak from personal experience, but I can't imagine a good solid cunt punt, feels good....
But I meant, call the cops, and don't be ashamed, or blame yourself...and that sort of thing.
Have them take my semen sample from the crime scene.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I've never been ***** by a lady despite my attempts to entice a ******, acting all slutty like I want to be *****, or dressed provocatively like I'm asking to be *****. No luck consenting to non-consensual sex but I might still stumble yet. Maybe if I started charging for it some nice lady would just take it.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Make sure it's getting recorded and add it to CamWithBob.
Yell out: No means no! Take your Kathy Bates self off of me and I am a empowered man of society and I have rights! Don't you dare get me hard and put it inside of your vagina. I am man and I am proud!
Follow that up with burning your boxers.
Unless she's hot than the chick is obviously into some kind of domination/********** kind of sex. Let her take you all the way and you will enjoy. Or else...
Safety word is pineapple.
Follow that up with burning your boxers.
Unless she's hot than the chick is obviously into some kind of domination/********** kind of sex. Let her take you all the way and you will enjoy. Or else...
Safety word is pineapple.
Depends on the woman, in the case above you just make sure to keep her as wet as possible to keep the skin from drying out.
Well said.
Do not give up.
Visit the places where there are a lot of single woman and pretty soon you are the victim of *****.
Bob is an easy target for women.
Right, but I would say that it is better to run away if a woman is trying exploit men.
Yes and in that situation deodorant bottle can be a good tool also.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Hey Asshead, how big was the dick of the woman who assaulted you? You stupid twunt.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Yes. Good advice too. If I play the numbers just right I might increase my percentage of getting ********. Hope my attacker is cute. Asian girl about 5'1'' and 95 lbs if possible. While being victimized I'll put effort forth to be a good and caring enough lover so her ****** eyes will only be for me in the future.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I wouldn't mind Demi Moore holding me down on the floor forcibly riding my pogo stick but if Glenn Close or Sharon Stone try to pull **** I'm getting Gloria Allred after them.
...swear it's true. It really did happen just like that... BUT THEY'RE TOO OLD TO DO THE SEX!!!
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
don't worry asshead no one would **** your fat ass...
