[SOLVED] Sexi girl with big boobs
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Her tits are like “coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat” sad.
Mournful. She has mournful tits. They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
It’s like she put a dollar’s worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
Mournful. She has mournful tits. They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
It’s like she put a dollar’s worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
