Sex Position Fail
- Thread starter GregCentauro
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Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
He better eat his way out
Between a rock and a hard place?
Oh ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How in the hell did you hack into my computer to ge that pic of me and my girlfriend making love???????????????
How in the hell did you hack into my computer to ge that pic of me and my girlfriend making love???????????????
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A good way to commit suicide without making it so 
my stomach hurts...you made love to my belly button...
oh fuk
LOL, thats gonna leave a mark
Good thing her cellulite is so abnormal it actually has pockets of oxygen for him to survive. When she moves her arm she sweats so much he is able to sustain himself liquid wise until she rolls over next season. Poor man. He never saw it coming!
Eww it's like crush crush porn, but worst.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
"We gotta do it again?"
"What? Why!!??!!"
"I didn't cum."
"How the fuck did you not cum? I fucked you for three hours! You rode me for two of those hours! How the fuck did you not cum??!!??"
"You put it in my belly button fold, not my pussy fold. I'm still horny."
"OK. Let me get couple more boxes of Viagra..."
"What? Why!!??!!"
"I didn't cum."
"How the fuck did you not cum? I fucked you for three hours! You rode me for two of those hours! How the fuck did you not cum??!!??"
"You put it in my belly button fold, not my pussy fold. I'm still horny."
"OK. Let me get couple more boxes of Viagra..."
