Sex Position Fail

[GregCentauro]

:eek:

 

[Skyraider22]

He better eat his way out

 

[tittenman]

Please mommy help me get this big bad mamma off of me.

 

[PretoDragao]

Between a rock and a hard place?

 

[HELLRAISER]

Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How in the hell did you hack into my computer to ge that pic of me and my girlfriend making love???????????????

 

[feller469]

those aren't panties she is wearing, it is flour

 

[tartanterrier]

A good way to commit suicide without making it so

 

[TommyD]

lol thats awesome

 

[BlueBalls]

Mom! Can .... can you get off me now .... please?

 

[Cinabuns22]

my stomach hurts...you made love to my belly button...

 

[arianajoladdict]

oh fuk

 

[johnnySweet50]

LOL, thats gonna leave a mark

 

[mentalman]

That brings back memories

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Good thing her cellulite is so abnormal it actually has pockets of oxygen for him to survive. When she moves her arm she sweats so much he is able to sustain himself liquid wise until she rolls over next season. Poor man. He never saw it coming!

 

[dyslexicfun]

Eww it's like crush crush porn, but worst.

 

[surfer350]

and dat is how a child is born....

 

[StanScratch]

"We gotta do it again?"
"What? Why!!??!!"
"I didn't cum."
"How the fuck did you not cum? I fucked you for three hours! You rode me for two of those hours! How the fuck did you not cum??!!??"
"You put it in my belly button fold, not my pussy fold. I'm still horny."
"OK. Let me get couple more boxes of Viagra..."

 

[ariades]

When I die, it is -not- going to be that way.

 

[raiyden79]

Someone has to make the sacrifice how else is she going to get laid