Semen

My sperm isn't faster than a west african jaguar. . .but its the same shape & size.
After I've cum what resembles a single dead damp albino wild cat lies at my feet.
 
well known fact :)
 
A little known fact is that if you jerk off in a public British bathroom and try to shoot onto the seat, the semen will actually jump off the toilet in disgust.
 
I need this poster in my room so i can convince anorexic girls that its ok to swallow
 
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