Self-suck: UPDATE!
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squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
im not interested in trying it. i mean, sucking a cock is one thing, but imagining myself in a weird fucking position sucking my own cock just turns me off. id rather do it old school or better yet, get my girl to do it for me <3. i have seen it done, and it just looks weird.
Yes I agree, the grassy knoll, the face on Mars, the existance of God.
Thanks for the update.
Makes me wonder about people's diets, hot dogs, sausage, kielbasi, corn on the cob, carrots, zuchini, Slim Jims. :dunno:
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dave_rhino
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This just in, no freeones members are currently able to suck their own penises.
Now over to John for the weather.
Now over to John for the weather.
Well....at least you set a goal and tried to reach it. :1orglaugh
(sits patiently waiting to see how many people injure their backs and show up on the news)
thats like saying if you wank your are part gay aswell, cock in your hand or a cock in your mouth, whats the difference if you look at it that way?
doubt id even get close so its pointless trying
BNF
Ex-SuperMod
This is the same board where, apparently according to the penis size threads, the smallest hung of us is 8.5 inches..... 
So, where's the problem? If you're hung like a dangling spider from a branch in it's own web, then, of course, you'll have problems.
But, then you'd be in the absolute minority because most of us around here keep poking our chins when we've got wood. (According to the poll results anyway.)
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It was stressful enough worrying about a ****** member walking in when I was pulling one off with a magazine.
How would anyone ever explain what you were doing if your mate or ****** walking in and your lips were wrapped around your own helmet end - your eyes glowing with self satisfation?
...and would you swal... I can't ask, 'cuz I don't care.
So, where's the problem? If you're hung like a dangling spider from a branch in it's own web, then, of course, you'll have problems.
But, then you'd be in the absolute minority because most of us around here keep poking our chins when we've got wood. (According to the poll results anyway.)
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It was stressful enough worrying about a ****** member walking in when I was pulling one off with a magazine.
How would anyone ever explain what you were doing if your mate or ****** walking in and your lips were wrapped around your own helmet end - your eyes glowing with self satisfation?
...and would you swal... I can't ask, 'cuz I don't care.
And on that bombshell.................
weirdo
