Seinfeld

[ChefChiTown]

I'm watching Seinfeld and I totally forgot about this part...

George: (wanting to brag about his new apartment) I gotta call Elaine.
Jerry: She's out.
George: Ooooh yeah. The blind date.
Jerry: They call it a 'setup' now. I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers.

 

[VidKing]

I'm watching Seinfeld and I totally forgot about this part...

George: (wanting to brag about his new apartment) I gotta call Elaine.
Jerry: She's out.
George: Ooooh yeah. The blind date.
Jerry: They call it a 'setup' now. I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers.

Great line. Great show.

 

[pathfinder]

Jerry: "What'sa matter with you?"
Elaine: "Nothing. Except that a bird ran into my giant freakhead."
Jerry: "What giant freakhead?"
Elaine: "The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walkin candy apple."

 

[drewcifer]

David Puddy.

"High Five!"

 

[geraldhp42]

George, without a doubt.

The character writes himself in any situation.

When Larry David left Seinfeld, the show definitely took a turn downward.

 

[happyjack]

I love that show about nothing... Uncle Leo and the "hello" is the best. There are lots of good characters on the show though. One of my favs for sure

 

[pathfinder]

David Puddy.

"High Five!"

OH MAN!!!! How could I forget Puddy.... HE IS AWESOME!!!

 

[nealdrox]

I like Kramer. The episode with Kenny's Chicken is funny.

Hahahah "It will mess you right up" Good ol Bad Chicken sign lol.

 

[pathfinder]

"It's a big step Elaine. Your life'll totally change."
"Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?"

 

[sexslave1]

My favorite episode was when George pretended that to be a marine biologist and had to save a whale (that Kramer may have been responsible for getting a golf ball stuck in the whale's blow hole).

The story that George told at the end was priceless:

George: "The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man that kept sending his soup back."

Jerry: "What does that mean?"

 

[ChefChiTown]

My favorite episode was when George pretended that to be a marine biologist and had to save a whale (that Kramer may have been responsible for getting a golf ball stuck in the whale's blow hole).

The story that George told at the end was priceless:

George: "The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man that kept sending his soup back."

Jerry: "What does that mean?"

That's a good one. One of my favorites is...

Jerry: She said there was some tractor story that she hasn't told me about.
George: Whoa, back it up. Beep...beep...beep. Tractor story?
Jerry: ...Beep beep beep? What are you doing?

 

[pathfinder]

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Vegetable lasagna.
Jerry: Who?
Elaine: VEGETABLE LASAGNA!!!