DrakeM
So long and thanks for all the fish
Here you can find a list of all the actual Smurfs that have appeared on TV/movies/comics/etc:
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However, that list is lacking the Smurfs that must exist in a real world - perverts, criminals, etc. Add your own to this thread and their brief description, like this:
Horny Smurf - constantly horny, will do anything to get off
Methy Smurf - addicted to crystal meth, really bad teeth
Trumpy Smurf - self-centered blowhard, dyes his skin orange badly
Drinky Smurf - not a bad guy but drinks too much (from a Big Bang Theory episode)
Fucky Smurf - will fuck anything with a hole, has a really bad case of syphilis
...and so on. If you like, add links to Smurf porn, like this: Premium Link Upgrade
or this: Premium Link Upgrade
Oh, and if you think this is a stupid idea for a thread, well then SMURF YOU!
However, that list is lacking the Smurfs that must exist in a real world - perverts, criminals, etc. Add your own to this thread and their brief description, like this:
Horny Smurf - constantly horny, will do anything to get off
Methy Smurf - addicted to crystal meth, really bad teeth
Trumpy Smurf - self-centered blowhard, dyes his skin orange badly
Drinky Smurf - not a bad guy but drinks too much (from a Big Bang Theory episode)
Fucky Smurf - will fuck anything with a hole, has a really bad case of syphilis
...and so on. If you like, add links to Smurf porn, like this: Premium Link Upgrade
or this: Premium Link Upgrade
Oh, and if you think this is a stupid idea for a thread, well then SMURF YOU!
