Scarlett Johansson Puts Herself On Auction. How much would you pay ?

[titsrock]

I would pay about $1000 for her

I would pay about $1000 for her

I would pay $1000 for her. She is very sexy

Count me in for $1000. If we all "go in" on this maybe we got a shot at winning her?:glugglug:

She is off-the-charts hot....(best rack in Hollywood? Better than J Love Hewitt's?)

 

[Mrs Jolly]

She looks like every 22y/o co-ed you would see in a bar. I guess she has real acting ability because she is average at best.

Well, that's easily fixed for you isn't it? Just have a word with that "supreme being" of yours, get him/her/their thingyness to sprinkle some cosmic pixie dust on her and Bobs yer uncle! One full on hottie!

Man at times like that, I wish I had a friend who could make universes. Oh well.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Well, that's easily fixed for you isn't it? Just have a word with that "supreme being" of yours, get him/her/their thingyness to sprinkle some cosmic Pixie Dust on her and Bobs yer uncle! One full on hottie!

Man at times like that, I wish I had a friend who could make universes. Oh well.

Ok. That was funny. :1orglaugh

 

[Mrs Jolly]

I have to say that I cannot hear the phrase "Supreme being" without thinking of one of the best kid's movies of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzHoJYKMtM

 

[316sherm]

Fuck Scarlett!

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have to say that I cannot hear the phrase "Supreme being" without thinking of one of the best kid's movies of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzHoJYKMtM

Perhaps I have misjudged Miss Jolly.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I don't know what it means, but I'd give it to her suey style.

 

[TheVern]

Fuck Scarlett!

I like that idea:thumbsup:

She is very sexxy. I would pay alot if it gaurenteed me sex with her.

I would be happy with just a blow job too:blowjob:

 

[GregCentauro]

I'd buy that for a dollar

 

[lvs2spooge]

Since there no sex involved I wouldnt be interested in paying anything.

but if I got to put my tubesteak up her buttpipe then maybe I could see paying 5 maybe 6 dollars.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I think she'd be surprised at what I could accomplish in ten minutes...

 

[roronoa3000]

I would sell my only child.

 

[roronoa3000]

*OH NO a double post, must add on to make different*

I would sell my only child. Plus my grandmother.

 

[Rey C.]

I've heard her name and maybe I've seen her in a movie or something, but she's not really on my radar. I couldn't pick her out of a lineup if my life depended on it. :dunno: I'd rather give $1000 and be able to have dinner with someone I would like to talk to: Emerson Fittipaldi, Mario Andretti or someone like Warren Buffett or Steve Jobs. And if it had to be eye candy, I'd go for eye candy with knowledge of something that interests me: Ivanka Trump. I can't imagine what I would talk to a Hollywood actress about. But I think dinner and a show with someone like Ivanka would be really interesting, if not fun. And assuming most of the money would go to a good cause, that's even better.

 

[Skyraider22]

Not that big of a fan :dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

2 shillings

 

[Horny_Jedi_]

Priceless...

For everything else, there's masturbation.

 

[Smallville22]

Between 101 and 1000 dollars.

 

[The Grasshopper]

*Couch couch* What a Dusty old thread. So who won & how much did they pay? I may have payed well over 1000 for some time with the lady, why not?