Saving cum?

Hi guys! I have a silly question for you, but i want serious solution :p
I was wondering if anyone here would know how to stock cum out of the penis so my girlfriend can play with it. I already tried some stuff but i can't keep it fresh. :(
 
oh my gosh are you serious?

member becomes more and more weird!
that board should be names MadOnes! :1orglaugh
 
Oh, I see... So Chef's just trying to keep my complexion nice. He's so thoughtful.


I have so many questions about this thread. haha.

I'm just doing it for you, honey. I'm thinking about the smoothness of your skin. You're welcome.
 
Jism is also a great source of protein, wonderful for sore throats and excellent for the singing voice.

She believes that, she'll believe anything.
 
Are you guys trolling about the freezing part? I've been here too long to know that most of the people here are just mean to each other XD

Oh, I see... So Chef's just trying to keep my complexion nice. He's so thoughtful.


I have so many questions about this thread. haha.

Yeah go ahead. What are they?

Loll what do you expect about threads in freeones? Isn't it a forum about porn, sex and related?

It's just that she like cumplay and we wanted to save my load when she's not with me and i jerk off :p

It's that simple...
 
It's just that she like cumplay and we wanted to save my load when she's not with me and i jerk off :p

Well... that pretty much clears up most of my questions. And I don't see why freezing wouldn't work. People make popsicles out of it, you'd just have to thaw it in advance. Freezing it might mess with the flavor a little bit though.
 
Those little tadpoles have a short lifespan and with all the porn, their survival expectancy has gotten even lower than ever before in the history of mankind. Obviously you shouldn't be expecting them to stay fresh very long... better cooked instantly in case your girlfriend plans on making some kind of exotic cuisines, they say frozen food is never as good as fresh... You could also use replacement liquids or give her some ************** in case your wife just prefers to bathe under huge amount of slimy jizz...
 
Sounds to me like you need to find yourself a good cum bucket for the closet or such. It doesn't matter if it's warm or not, I don't imagine it will evaporate.
 
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