Cobra, I really do appreciate your humor, kinda spices things up a bit, but you are still directing comments to a woman who is very well liked and respected by ALOT of people 'round here. If this was a big party and she was in your face after the last dumb comment you made, that list shit you just spit out of your head would surely get a drink tossed in your face and a beatdown from the 50 plus people who post here and conversate with this woman. Grow the fuck up and learn how to use sarcasm as humor, and not humiliate.