Russian Army Vision Test

[The Paulinator]

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“Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:


Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to ********, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

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[sproing99]

Ha ha

 

[Skyraider22]

That made my eyes hurt

 

[gunslingingbird]

Bullfuckingshit! I am not gay! :cussing: :thefinger :crash:

 

[jasonk282]

guess i better start being the pitcher

 

[Paul_1]

Hm

 

[usmc071984]

lol thats funny

 

[stockfisch]

i can´t see circle 5 .... :weeping:........
how can i explain it to my wife??

 

[Shindekudasai]

Ehm...I don't know, where you get your information, or whether you're trying to be funny here or not...but that's not a test for psychological illnesses. It's a very old visual test especially for color perception. ( Premium Link Upgrade .) There are numbers in five of the six circles. If you can't see one (or more) of the numbers or the circles, you should get your vision checked.

 

[The Paulinator]

Ehm...I don't know, where you get your information, or whether you're trying to be funny here or not...but that's not a test for psychological illnesses. It's a very old visual test especially for color perception.

Why, no, I would never post a funny picture in this particular forum.
Thank you for your concern.

 

[Shindekudasai]

Why, no, I would never post a funny picture in this particular forum.
Thank you for your concern.

I think you misunderstood me a bit.
With "I don't know, whether you're trying to be funny here or not" I meant:
are you trying to be sarcastic like "Look here, once again someone is claiming outrageous, stereotypical crap about the Russian army/the Russian government!"
or do you really think this is funny because you believe that the Russian military is actually and seriously conducting tests like this to determine whether or not someone is psychologically ill.

 

[The Paulinator]

Sorry, if you are red/yellow colourblind, circle 5 actually does not have a number.
The Psych analysis says:
"Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex."

It was "Russian Military" when I got it and I ****** it along as I got it. And yes, government of any country does idiotic things like this on a daily basis.

 

[Shindekudasai]

Sorry, if you are red/yellow colourblind, circle 5 actually does not have a number.
The Psych analysis says:
"Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex."

It was "Russian Military" when I got it and I ****** it along as I got it. And yes, government of any country does idiotic things like this on a daily basis.

Who are you talking to, me or stockfisch?
I know that circle number 5 doesn't have a number in it. I already said that

There are numbers in five of the six circles.

Well, I'm pretty sure someone tried to make a stupid, stereotypical joke about the Russian military, because this clearly is a test about color perception and not about mental illness or sexual preferences.

 

[The Paulinator]

You are reading too much into it. Read the link at the bottom of the original post. Where did this come from? Russia. It was crafted by Russians for Russians, posted on a Russian (English Speaking) Website, was sold as Russian Military.

We understand it is not a psychological test and it is indeed a vision test, I explained this to you, and you were all like "Who? Me?" Yes you and everyone.

I am addressing you, Shindekudasai.
It is an eyesight test.
There is no number in circle 5.
It claims to be a "Russian Psychological Test"
It claims the result is that the person who cannot see a number in circle 5 has homosexual tendencies.
It is not real.
It was posted at ht tp://english russia.com
I realise you are angry about the whole Russian thing or government thing for some reason.
The joke is that the person viewing it has homosexual tendencies.

Put the bong down, accept it for what it is, and lighten the fuck up

 

[Shindekudasai]

You are reading too much into it. Read the link at the bottom of the original post. Where did this come from? Russia. It was crafted by Russians for Russians, posted on a Russian (English Speaking) Website, was sold as Russian Military.

We understand it is not a psychological test and it is indeed a vision test, I explained this to you, and you were all like "Who? Me?" Yes you and everyone.

I am addressing you, Shindekudasai.
It is an eyesight test.
There is no number in circle 5.
It claims to be a "Russian Psychological Test"
It claims the result is that the person who cannot see a number in circle 5 has homosexual tendencies.
It is not real.
It was posted at ht tp://english russia.com
I realise you are angry about the whole Russian thing or government thing for some reason.
The joke is that the person viewing it has homosexual tendencies.

Put the bong down, accept it for what it is, and lighten the fuck up

Ehm, yeah, I'm reading too much into it... and what bong? I don't know who you think exactly you're talking to, but I have never owned a bong.
Do I know you, do you know me, do you know everyone on this board? I bet, there are quite a few members who thought, that this was really a psychology test for the Russian military, when you presented it as such. So maybe, I was getting a little bit upset because I thought it was once again some stereotypical anti-Russian joke.
And, once again, you don't have to explain this thing to me. I know very well how this test works. Aside from that, you didn't explain anything, I was the one who posted (for others to know), that it was a color perception test. I don't have to accept it for what it is, I already know, what it is.
Are we through with this now?