Royal wedding thread!

We're safe

# Lady Kitty Eleanor Spencer, born 28 December 1990 (1990-12-28) (age 20)

# Lady Eliza Victoria Spencer, born 10 July 1992 (1992-07-10) (age 18)

# Lady (Katya) Amelia Spencer, born 10 July 1992 (1992-07-10) (age 18)


Premium Link Upgrade

And Lady Kitty has just the right name to be a pornstar. The minx.
 
We're sure we haven't seen the back of Pippa... Her Royal Hotness heads home

Read more: Premium Link Upgrade

Premium Image Content
Upgrade to Premium to view all images in this thread
Premium Image Content
Upgrade to Premium to view all images in this thread

Centre of attention: Pippa Middleton's tight white jeans will have pleased her many new-found fans, who have dedicated countless Facebook fan sites in tribute to her derriere

Premium Image Content
Upgrade to Premium to view all images in this thread

The smart set: Yesterday's popular maid-of-honour, 27, was joined by her ****** Carole, ****** Michael, and ******* James, 23, as they left for the ****** home in Bucklebury, Berkshire
 
I saw the charles and diana wedding when I was a *** (I was an insomniac then too).

but whatever, these people shouldn't even be monarchy.
Henry VII was a usurper ......and usurper I tell you.
If only someone had taken up old Richard on his offer......His Kingdom for a ***** was a pretty good deal.
 
It's a real shame that Pippa (a naughty, naughty name is ever there was one), the Maid of Honor, has no ass whatsoever, as it has quite ruined a number of elaborate, themed masturbation fantasies involving her, that slinky, sexy-as-all-fuck dress, a prayer cushion from the Abbey and an empty bottle of champagne.
 
Not uncommon for the aristocracy to be inbred, that's how they ensure their vast wealth and mansions stay in the ******. Wills and Kate are just keeping the tradition alive. That's why it would have been unfathomable for Diana to marry Dodi Al Fayed leaving the future king of England having a muslim step-******, not saying the royals orchestrated their deaths but it certainly worked in their favour.

Premium Link Upgrade

could also explain why they all look retarded...
 
It's a real shame that Pippa (a naughty, naughty name is ever there was one), the Maid of Honor, has no ass whatsoever, as it has quite ruined a number of elaborate, themed masturbation fantasies involving her, that slinky, sexy-as-all-fuck dress, a prayer cushion from the Abbey and an empty bottle of champagne.
Do you know what pippa means in Greek?
 
This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an ****** on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world
 
This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an ****** on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world

It was mainly obsolete European royalty along with aristocrats born into wealth and power. Although I don't wish anyone any harm they would be no great loss to the common working man. I'd be more concerned about terrorists targetting the huge crowds outside, the royals had more than enough security. Guess they learnt their lesson with Lord Mountbatten.
 
This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an ****** on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world

I think the fact that despite such a massive surface area of opportunity for ****** was easily available, that not one incident of a terrorist nature took place exposes just how small, disorganized and without resource these bastards really are.
 
Back
Top