Rogue kangaroo attacks 94-year-old Phyllis Johnson

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A large, rogue red kangaroo has attacked a 94-year-old woman in her garden in Queensland, Australia.

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[mrtrebus]

Good. That bitch Phyllis Johnson has had it coming!!

 

[emceeemcee]

let that be a warning to anybody else thinking of visiting here

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That'll teach that bitch to not go to Florida like the rest of the elderly population. Australia! Bah. You die in Florida and stop wasting your money that can be used perfectly well in a will.

 

[emceeemcee]

Good. That bitch Phyllis Johnson has had it coming!!

she's a notorious trouble maker over here. EVERYONE knows about her and her 'washing line'.

 

[Spleen]

She's a fucking prick, she deserves more than just a kangeroo ******. Feed her to the grizzlies.

 

[Ulysses31]

I hope the kangaroo can get through this ordeal, look at her pretending to be all fucked up in hospital

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Mrs Johnson (left) has been recovering in hospital after she was attacked by a kangaroo

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Not without some effort I managed to masturbate to this thread.

 

[feller469]

Supposedly, Dana White is looking to put the rematch on PPV or at least Spike TV.

 

[SyN1zt3Ru]

Long live our ferocious wildlife, stupid hag

 

[LukeEl]

I also hear that they have a **** load of feral camels in the Outback too.

 

[maildude]

"You see, ma? I ain't so easy ta ****. She' faking the stroke! Look at her smiling!!!"

 

[Marlo Manson]

Whats the 94 yr old doing in the Kangaroo's garden, the Kangaroo got pissed cuz it already takes care of the gardening. I mean it is Australia and Kangaroos do live there.

FFS the only reason there calling it a "Rogue" Kangaroo was cuz it got pissed @ the 94 yr old lady for not minding her own GOT DAMN business. :2 cents:

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I got a kick out of that story ... :lurk:

 

[Red XXX]

Never cross a redhead especially on washday :hit: