Ricky martin came out the closet

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
That wasn't a closet... that was like coming out of a sliding glass door.

This x 2. In other news, water is still wet and the Nets still blow.
 
why is it that when washed up celebrities (i use celebrity loosely here) realize they were a flash in the pan they suddenly have to make news out of some personal life thing? especially when it isn't news?

ex lead singer of color me bad announces he will grow a mustache! film at 11
guy who got beat up by B.A. in A-Team episode has decided to go vegetarian! film at 11
arsenio hall still annoying the fuck out of people! film at 11
extra used in tornado scene in forgettable movie Twister decides to shave nutsack! film at 11
Former teen queen Tiffany shows the carpet matches the drapes! film at 11......ok, actually i would like to see that one ;)
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It's hot in the desert. About seven years ago Ricky Martin was asked to comment on his sexuality. His response.......I'm going to decline to comment at this time.
 
No shit he is! I knew that from the moment he tickled by balls while playing Menudo songs.
 
Ricky Martin's gay?!? :shocked: Well, sonofabitch!!! Who ever saw that one coming?!? What's next? Are they gonna say that John Lennon dropped acid?!? :rolleyes:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I guess it had to happen one day.He must have made enough doe
for him to come out now ;)

At least he never got any of mine :wave2:
 
I don't believe this... There's no way he's gay. Is this an early April's fool joke?

lol... Why make it "official". It was so f'n obvious.
 
Day 3 of my world crashing down all around me:

I haven't eaten in days. I'm getting these cold chills every ten or so minutes. I thought he was the perfect male role model. Something, at the time, a young boy could look up to. He knew the type of woman he wanted; clearly showed it in his videos. I would strive to be just like him. Until reality played a cruel trick and pulled the rug out from under me. I fell hard.

Maybe later on I will eat. Maybe. I don't know. Kind of hard to find any thing to believe in. Any solace. How do I know the food I put in me is doing me any good. Just like how I used to tell girls about Ricky Martin, they would be happy, then they would make me happy later on in bed.

Oh, cruel world! Take me away from it all! Kill me now! NOW!

I can't handle this reality anymore....

All my heroes are dead to me.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Hooray, now he can live out his lifestyle with William Hung they would make a cute couple.
 

PirateKing

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Day 3 of my world crashing down all around me:

I haven't eaten in days. I'm getting these cold chills every ten or so minutes. I thought he was the perfect male role model. Something, at the time, a young boy could look up to. He knew the type of woman he wanted; clearly showed it in his videos. I would strive to be just like him. Until reality played a cruel trick and pulled the rug out from under me. I fell hard.

Maybe later on I will eat. Maybe. I don't know. Kind of hard to find any thing to believe in. Any solace. How do I know the food I put in me is doing me any good. Just like how I used to tell girls about Ricky Martin, they would be happy, then they would make me happy later on in bed.

Oh, cruel world! Take me away from it all! Kill me now! NOW!

I can't handle this reality anymore....

All my heroes are dead to me.
Don't worry, you still have Tom Cruise. Now theres a heterosexual man if I ever saw one.
 
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