Ace Bandage
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That wasn't a closet... that was like coming out of a sliding glass door.
This x 2. In other news, water is still wet and the Nets still blow.
That wasn't a closet... that was like coming out of a sliding glass door.
:1orglaughwhy is it that when washed up celebrities (i use celebrity loosely here) realize they were a flash in the pan they suddenly have to make news out of some personal life thing? especially when it isn't news?
ex lead singer of color me bad announces he will grow a mustache! film at 11
guy who got beat up by B.A. in A-Team episode has decided to go vegetarian! film at 11
arsenio hall still annoying the fuck out of people! film at 11
extra used in tornado scene in forgettable movie Twister decides to shave nutsack! film at 11
Former teen queen Tiffany shows the carpet matches the drapes! film at 11......ok, actually i would like to see that one![]()
What's next? Are they gonna say that John Lennon dropped acid?!?![]()
Don't worry, you still have Tom Cruise. Now theres a heterosexual man if I ever saw one.Day 3 of my world crashing down all around me:
I haven't eaten in days. I'm getting these cold chills every ten or so minutes. I thought he was the perfect male role model. Something, at the time, a young boy could look up to. He knew the type of woman he wanted; clearly showed it in his videos. I would strive to be just like him. Until reality played a cruel trick and pulled the rug out from under me. I fell hard.
Maybe later on I will eat. Maybe. I don't know. Kind of hard to find any thing to believe in. Any solace. How do I know the food I put in me is doing me any good. Just like how I used to tell girls about Ricky Martin, they would be happy, then they would make me happy later on in bed.
Oh, cruel world! Take me away from it all! Kill me now! NOW!
I can't handle this reality anymore....
All my heroes are dead to me.