Has anyone seen the new trailer?
I see it every day at the place I work on a display tv and what I have seen brings it to a new level of epically laughable preportions!
Alice is now a ninja it seems, amazing stealth skills and has obtained herself a delightful new skintight cat suit outfitted with dual kitanas and one on occasion, a new rig with double - double barrel shotguns!
We see her hacking/slashing/kicking/shooting/dodging/ducking and duking it out with the worst example of game robbing plagerism I have ever seen. The villain of the piece, Wesker!
For those who are familiar with one of more charismatic villains I have ever seen in a game, matrix-esque black outfit, stylish lenses masking eyes like fire! Anyone remember that scene from RE5 when Chris and Shiva confront him and he throws his glasses across the room, only to teleport, deliver an ass whopping and dawn his shades again without a sweat? Well what do we see in the trailer?
Thats right, picked straight from the game and thrown into the movie with no hint of shame! I can see the moment when the writers, all 3 of them, fresh out of high school for the day, gathered at the feet of Paul Anderson -
"See that?! Its in the game! I saw it! Oh that is so cool!"
Course this is before he sacrifices them and drinks their blood in the poor belief it lets him tap into the minds of the audience and let him deliver what he thinks is cool! You what would be cool Anderson? If you would fuck off and stop making these utterly bollocks straight to dvd bargain bucket fuck ups!