Renaming current movies with porn titles

[lickknob25]

I love when adult films take titles of mainstream movies and rename them with a porn twist. Very witty and funny stuff.
Example: The Sopranos/ The Sopornos
Anyone want to take a stab at giving these current releases a porn title?
Gran Torino
Last Chance Harvey
Marley and Me
Yes Man
Or any other movie, whatever.

I'll give one: Bride Wars would be re-named Bride Whores

 

[rcougar9999]

I got nothin... but I'll be back, sounds fun

 

[shaggydude]

"Tenacious D and The Pick Of Destiny" becomes
"Voluptuous Double D and The PRICK of Destiny"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lickknob25]

Rear-Ender Jones and the Ass Parade/ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

 

[DAKOOLGUY121]

Marley and Me= (Insert Pornstar name) and Me
Yes Man= Fuck Man
Seven Pounds=7 Pounds{With cocks}

Lame I know, I remeber b4 I was going to bed one night i just randomly came out with names for movies(hits) if they were pornos but I forgot them

 

[gunslingingbird]

I saw one recently that was called Booty and the *****. The cover featured a cute chick with a big ass gasping at what appeared to be a 14-incher. :1orglaugh

 

[zeppelin68]

Sorest Rump - Forest Gump. Kinda lame but, Idk just kinda popped into me head real fast

 

[Marlo Manson]

IMO they are hilarious, but like with to much of anything good, some of them can be pretty retarded!

I myself only come up with good converted titles when they pop in mind sort of speak! I don't think I would be good if I constantly tried to change all of them all of the time! :dunno:

 

[PrimeGuy]

Yes Man = Yes ma'm! (Maybe some MILF movie?)

 

[BlueBalls]

Asspaloosa

 

[maildude]

Coming Home=Cumming On Everyone

 

[PrimeGuy]

Die Hard = Fuck Hard
Die Hard 2: Die Harder = Fuck Hard 2: Fuck Harder
Die Hard: With a Vengeance = Fuck Hard: With a Vengeance

 

[METAL HEAD]

the sextrix
the sextrix reloaded (boobs and ass in tight leather)

starwhores a new dope
starwhores the ass and rack strike back
starwhores return of the jada fire

boobsman
boobsman returns for more pussy
boobsman forever macking
boobs man and cockslobbin

 

[lickknob25]

One for the gay crowd:

The Bi and the Curious/ The Fast and the Furious

One from TV shows

CSI:Cock Sucking Inter-racials

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not current but: Clitty clitty bang bang

 

[titsrock]

Here's a list of the Top 10 movies of 2009 I found...(real title on left/porny title on right)

This Side of the Truth -- This Slam of the Tool
State of Play -- State of Pussy
Up -- UpNIn
Nine --- Nine Inches
The Informant -- Bend Over The Informant
Shutter Island --- Cuckold Island
The Lovely Bones -- The Lovely Boner
The Road --- The Load
Watchmen --- Watch ME Men
Avatar --- hAVE iT hARd

 

[iv6789]

Love Happens (in a van) / Love Happens.
(Insert porn name) Body / Jennifer's Body.
The Burning Pain/ The Burning Plain
Whiteout My Face / Whiteout
Stroken Hill / Broken Hill
Hard Impact Man / No Impact Man
Five Minutes of Devon / Five Minutes of Heaven

Okay, I could seriously go all day. (and yes, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)

 

[JordanRules]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Fucking Sarah Marshall
Journey to the Center of the Earth - Journey to the Center of Her Anus
The Last House on the Left - The Last Whorehouse on the Left
Black Snake Moan - Moan for My Black Snake
Hannibal Rising - Hannibal's Cock Rising
There Will Be ***** - There Will Be Cum
The 40 Year Old Virgin - The 18 Year Old Virgin
I Am Legend - Same title, but it's about Jenna Jameson
My Best Friend's Girl - Same title. Perfect for a porno
The King of Kong - The King of Cum
Hancock - Handjob
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Nick and Norah's Infinite Fuckfest
Two Lovers - Twelve Lovers (Gangbang movie)
The Bucket List - The Cum Bucket List
Burn After Reading - Cum After Fucking

Okay, that's all. I have way too much time on my hands.

 

[Wainkerr99]

'Jennifer's Body', uh, no change there, cept with maybe Belladonna.

"Iron Man", to "Iron Man" with, maybe, Johnny Castle and a bevy of beauties like Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Charley Chase, Tory Black, Jesse Jane, Laura Lion, Jane Darling, Angel Dark, Rita Faltoyano, CJ/Sinead, Tera Patrick, Sylvia Saint, Wanda Curtis, Raylene, Lisa Ann, Kacey Jordan, Kaitlyn Ashley, Phoenix Marie, Bree Olsen, Ashlynn Brooke.

"Final Destination" to "Final Destination: 'insert porn name'".

"Bitch Slap Movie", again, with a title like that, one need only make it IR and anal with, well, you know.

"The Invention of Lying" to "The Invention of Lie In", with Lauren Phoenix.

 

[thenar]

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