Redneck Suntan Bed

[GregCentauro]

:spump:

 

[Cutie]

:throwup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nice. That'll hold her steady while I take her from behind.

:nannerf1:

 

[Ace Bandage]

The hideousness of that will haunt my dreams forever.

 

[jod0565]

Now I know how they grill whale.

 

[StanScratch]

Her stomach done ate up her pants and her pussy ate up her panties.

 

[PirateKing]

how long does it take to tan that?

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I hope that truck is more than a half ton. :1orglaugh

 

[feller469]

how long does it take to tan that?

evenly?

 

[StanScratch]

And in more breaking news: The sun has officially exhausted all of its resources.

 

[mentalman]

:crash: i'm blind!!!!!!!!

 

[Cutie]

how long does it take to tan that?

I would say 450 degrees at 15 mins a pound, meaning 3 weeks. :rofl:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I thought whales died if they're in the sun for too long.

 

[METAL HEAD]

also redneck BBQ grill on days over 99 degrees

 

[lioneye713]

This is incredibly upsetting...hahaha

 

[garryjohnala]

ouch.. so no..

 

[tittenman]

Wouldnt that need to have some major re-enforcing??

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Trailer Park Blob!!

 

[Cutie]

Trailer Park Blob!!

Sounds like a cheesy late night movie name..

 

[Born2Jizz]

I wonder if someone jizzed on her stomach and then told her to wipe it off, if she could A: find it and B: reach it. :dunno: