My ******** this time - with a collection of really bad puns! 
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
“Dam!”
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?!
The location of the dirt bag.
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, “Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes “Dang!” Whack.
cheers,
:tongue:
PS: You are free to *groan*, *cuss* and *throw up*
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
“Dam!”
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?!
The location of the dirt bag.
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, “Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes “Dang!” Whack.
cheers,
:tongue:
PS: You are free to *groan*, *cuss* and *throw up*
