******* ranked most harfmul ****

[Nester6]

No argument from me.

I also agree. It ***** users and their families.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Imagine a world without ******* and without winos. All great artists were drunks: Ernest Hemingway, Henri Toulouse Lautrec, Jackson Pollock, Raymond Chandler, the creators of Boohbah!, David Hasselhoff ... the list is endless.

Just ask yourself if you'd want to live in a world designed and ruled by teetotallers. If you answer that question with yes, go fuck yourself! :thefinger

:****:

Using "great artist" and "David Hasselhoff" in the same sentence proves that ******* has rendered you permanently mentally disabled.

Thanks for proving the point! :thumbsup:

 

[Galactic]

Imagine a world without ******* and without winos. All great artists were drunks: Ernest Hemingway, Henri Toulouse Lautrec, Jackson Pollock, Raymond Chandler, the creators of Boohbah!, David Hasselhoff ... the list is endless.

Just ask yourself if you'd want to live in a world designed and ruled by teetotallers. If you answer that question with yes, go fuck yourself! :thefinger

:****:

Hasselhoff listed alongside Hemingway.........

 

[Spleen]

Hasselhoff listed alongside Hemingway.........

Quite obviously a joke. Welcome to freeones, I proudly introduce to you the magnificent GregCentauro

 

[Shifty]

Using "great artist" and "David Hasselhoff" in the same sentence proves that ******* has rendered you permanently mentally disabled.

Thanks for proving the point! :thumbsup:

Oh, I think you should relax a little Dirk. Greg didn't say anything overly 'harfmul' ...

:updown:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh, I think you should relax a little Dirk. Greg didn't say anything overly 'harfmul' ...

:updown:

Pants down. That's a paddling.

 

[Shifty]

Pants down. That's a paddling.

I beg your pardon. I'm *****.

:glugglug:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I beg your pardon. I'm *****.

:glugglug:

Fine, then. A paddling and then a good reaming.

 

[PirateKing]

Meh....Livers are sooo overrated anyways.

 

[leksiw]

From the article:

When ***** in excess, ******* damages nearly all organ systems. It is also connected to higher death rates and is involved in a greater percentage of crime than most other *****, including heroin.

Yeah, I saw this report over the weekend and I could'nt help to think how much of that has to do with the fact that unlike most *****, ******* is legal without a ************ and ubiquitous. It's like anything else, the vast majority of people are responsible and moderate, then there are the few addicts who ruin it for everyone else.

 

[Free Is Good]

it fucks your **** up worse than weed

Primarily because ********* has no permanent effects. Just about everything "fucks your **** up worse than weed"

Pack that bowl light that bong, etc.

 

[L3ggy]

Meh....Livers are sooo overrated anyways.

Don't forget the brain-cells.

 

[shayd]

Primarily because ********* has no permanent effects. Just about everything "fucks your **** up worse than weed"

Pack that bowl light that bong, etc.

There's growing evidence to the contrary.


More directly, when did ******* meet the classification of ****?

 

[Sashe]

I ***** ******* for 10 years but I am healthy. Some people drinks ******* for 30, 40 years with no effect on any parts of their body. ******* exist in this world for hundreds of years but why only now they came out with many negative effects on *******? Its very simple to answer this question. The method or ingredients used to produce ******* 50 or more years ago is different than today. Those days the manufacturer (made in Europe) use only ingredients which has very very low effect on our body. Today, most of the ******* drinks which are (made in China) are suspected of having many types of ingredients which is very dangerous to our health. And we, like myself have to control the consumption of ******* drinks to have very low effect to our health.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Imagine a world without ******* and without winos. All great artists were drunks: Ernest Hemingway, Henri Toulouse Lautrec, Jackson Pollock, Raymond Chandler, the creators of Boohbah!, David Hasselhoff ... the list is endless.

Just ask yourself if you'd want to live in a world designed and ruled by teetotallers. If you answer that question with yes, go fuck yourself! :thefinger

:****:

Well, actually, some of our greatest "thinkers" were, ironically (or perhaps not) drunkards :o:

The Ten Greatest Drunks
by Ben Worcester on June 17, 2006
If there are two universal truths in this world, it is this: everyone loves lists, and everyone loves *****. With this in mind, I have spent many exhaustive hours ******** and researching to present to you, dear CollegeHumor readers, The 10 Greatest Drunks of All-Time:





10 - Babe Ruth
While Barry Bonds had to ****** cow hormones into his ass in order to play better baseball, George Herman Ruth just got *****. **** and hookers were all the steroids the Babe needed to leave every other baseball player in his big, fat ****. After winning a ******** contest and bedding four women at once, the Babe would stagger to the field on-time, play a double-header, and smack a game-winner out of the park while eating a hot-dog. Obviously, that's what makes him one of the greatest drunks of all time. Favorite *****: Keg of Falstaff.

09 - Al Bundy
You had to feel for Al Bundy. Destined for greatness after scoring four touchdowns in one game for Polk High, he ended up married to a big red menace of a wife, living next to a piercing shrew of a neighbor, and supporting his mincing nerd of a ***, and witless bimbo of a ********. For Al, the perfect ending to a hard day of selling women's shoes was relaxing on the can with a six pack and a copy of Big 'Uns. How can you not respect that? Favorite *****: Free ****.

08 - Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill was ***** for the entirety of World War II, leading England through the German blitzkrieg with a snifter in one hand and a cigar in the other. Nothing fazed him. The secret to his unwavering resolve? The spirits. ***** wins wars, and Churchill proved it. Anyone who can get tanked while fending off tanks is a king among men. In terms of sheer accomplishment, Winston Churchill is probably the greatest drunkard in recorded history. Favorite *****: **** with breakfast.

07 - Janis Joplin
Janis Joplin deserves a spot among this company of men. What she lacked in the refinery of other great female drunks like Zelda Fitzgerald and Dorothy Parker, she made up for with pure balls. This frizzy haired Medusa could out ***** most men in her life, and earned an infamous reputation for not wearing any makeup on stage. She also looked like an auto mechanic. Janis lived fast, died young and let the boys take care of her tab. Favorite *****: Bourbon.

06 - John Belushi
Two words: Bluto Blutarsky - the iconic character of ****** House played by John Belushi is quite possibly the greatest performance put on film by any actor, ever. As his SNL cast mates will attend, John Belushi was a whirling dervish of narcotics and comedy. I would like to see Sir Lawrence Olivier convince me he's a zit by popping mashed potatoes out his mouth. Not happening. All hail the king. Favorite *****: Jack from the bottle.


05 - Your ***
Whether he was mowing the lawn with a tall boy at his side, or belt-beating you ragged after a few with the guys from work, it's clear that raising you was what it took to drive this poor man to the brink. After hauling his ass back from the office wondering how his *** turned out to be such a *** of a bitch, the only joy this man could find was pounding back a few and plowing your *** every Wednesday after Nightline. Favorite *****: Whatever's on sale.


04 - Ted Kennedy
There is perhaps no greater tradition in American history than that of the ***** politician. With a head the size of a regulation basketball, and a liver that could refine crude oil, Senator Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts upholds this tradition with pride. You've got to admire a guy who ***** a girl while driving ***** and still manages to hold office for 35 years. It is rumored on Capitol Hill that he squirrels away ***** in his jowls for long sessions in the Senate. Favorite *****: ***** shots.

03 - Ernest Hemingway
He drank. And it was good. Hemingway pursued ******* the way he pursued everything in life - by kicking its ass. The only way I can picture this literary titan ******** a **** is from a stein that could easily fill a kiddie pool. He ate *****, he loved *****, he wrote *****, he hunted *****, and he probably died *****, blowing his head off with a shotgun that he used to **** rampaging elephants. Favorite *****: *******.



02 - Keith Moon
This list could easily be populated with just rock stars, but when you're talking about the best, it's really a toss-up between legendary drummers John Bonham and Keith Moon. They share many similarities: both died early, both perfected the art of trashing hotel rooms, and both were fond of public debauchery and wanton destruction. Though Bonham may have died a great drunkard's death after consuming a rumored 40 shots of ***** and ******* on his own *****, Moon's penchant for destruction was just too legendary. Some of his greatest achievements include driving a Rolls Royce into a pond, breaking a tooth off after jumping into an empty swimming pool, and blowing up his drum kit on the Ed Sullivan Show. Favorite *****: Anything.

01 - Homer Simpson
When it comes to the king of the drunks, look no further than Springfield's prodigal ***, Homer Simpson. Without any physical limitations to hold him back, Homer has the ability to out ***** anyone, and his alcoholic feats are nothing short of godlike. A constant fixture at Moe's, Homer will do anything to get soused. From inventing his own *****, to hiding **** in the toilet, to eating dirt underneath the bleachers, he is an unrelenting ***** of nature. Homer epitomized what this list is all about when he opined: "To *******, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"�. That about says it all. Favorite *****: Duff ****.
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What do you think? Seems plausible, actually.




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Very true. I've known the best of 'em: dope heads, junkies, alki's....it's a sad tale, one way or another. But....they usually have one redeeming quality, which is they tend to be pretty smart fellows (those that I've met!).