Random Statement Thread II

My dog is such a prick!

I just gave him a bite of chicken.
You'd expect that he'd be grateful, instead he munched it up and then walked up beside me and shook his jowls and inadvertently flung a glob of chicken filled drool on my cheek!


I should kick his ass but he's bigger than I am!
:D
 
If you laugh too hard and diet **** comes out of your nose, it hurts.


:rofl2:

:throwup:
 
Goal!!
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